THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Sometimes, hope is what makes us smile.
Other times, a smile is what can bring us hope
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
sorry, not much to say today! better to say nothing than babble!
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THE COMICS
my doc says
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good news
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non conformity
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absolutely right
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the 19th hole
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
the baby
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1597.html
Noah
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a1598.html
Little Johnny is sitting in class one day, and the
teacher is going to go over agricultural stuff, like
farms, and what not. So she asks the class how does a
farmer tell the weather on his farm, nobody seems to know,
cept of course, little Johnny, who's frantically waving
his hand with the answer, so she decides to let him try
to answer the question. So little Johnny says: the farmer
uses a weather vane to tell the weather!" ok, that wasn't
so bad, so the teacher then asks the class what kind of animal
is the weather vane? again no one but little Johnny seems
to know the answer. Reluctantly she lets him answer.
Little Johnny sez with a big ol smile on his face:
"why teacher, it's a cock!", well the teacher sighs to
herself well after all it is. So next the teacher asks the class: "
can anyone tell me why does the farmer use a cock on the
barn as a weather vane?" Of course, the same dumb blank look
on all of the kids faces, cept of course, for little Johnny,
again she reluctantly allows him to answer the question,
knowing she's probably not gonna like the way he phrases it.
Little Johnny stands up in front of the whole class and sez
with a really big grin on his face: "Its a cock, cuz as
everyone knows if it were a cunt, the fuckin wind would
just blew right thru it!"
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A retired couple was discussing aspects of their future.
"What will you do if I die before you do?" the husband asked his bride.
After some thought, she said that she'd probably look for
a house-sharing situation with three other single or widowed
women who might be a little younger than herself, since she
is so active for her age. Then she asked him, "What will
you do if I die first? He replied, "Probably the same thing.
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Storming into his lawyer's office, a Texas oil tycoon
demanded that divorce proceeding begin at one against is young wife.
"What's the problem?"
"I want to hit that adulteress bitch for breach of contract," snapped the magnate.
"I don't know if that'll fly," replied the lawyer.
"I mean, your wife isn't a piece of property, you do not own her."
"Damn right," the tycoon rejoined "but I sure as hell expect exclusive drilling rights!"
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That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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