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You know, I had something really funny to tell you....
But I cain't member what it was...
To hell with it..lets just tell some jokes instead!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!



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THE COMICS

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

what did he say?
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For the first time in many years, an old man traveled
from his rural town to the city to attend a movie.
After buying his ticket, he stopped at the concession
stand to purchase some popcorn. Handing the attendant
$1.50, he couldn't help but comment, "The last time I
came to the movies, popcorn was only 15 cents."
"Well, sir," the attendant replied with a grin, "You're
really going to enjoy yourself. We have sound now."
__________________
 
One winter morning at breakfast a couple was listening
to the radio. They heard the announcer say, "We are
going to have 8-10 inches of snow today. You must park
your car on the even-numbered side of the street, so
the snowplow can get through." The wife went out and
moved her car.
A week later while they are eating breakfast, the
adio announcer said, "We are expecting 10-12 inches
of snow today, you will need to move your car to the
odd-numbered side of the street so the snowplow can
get through." So the wife went out and moved her car again.
The next week, while they were eating breakfast,
the radio announcer said, "We are expecting 12-14
inches of snow today a ND you must park..." Then the
power went off ! The wife was very upset. With a
worried l ook on her face she said, "Honey, I don't
know what to do. Which side of the street am I
supposed to park on?"
With the love and understanding in his voice that
all men who are married to blondes exhibit, her
husband said, "Why don't you just leave it in the
garage this time.
___________________
 
At a bar, a drunk says to a girl,
"Excuse me but I think you owe me a drink."  
"Why?"  
"You're so fucking ugly that I dropped mine when I saw you."  
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"It's really amazing," Ruth told her wealthy middle-aged lover
as he was reclining on the bed.  "You have a beautiful head of gray hair,
but not a single one in your pubic area."
"Not as amazing as you might think," he continued, "my brain has to do
all the worrying. "Mr Happy" hasn't got a care in the world."
_______________
 
"Doctor!" said the woman as she loudly bounced into the room,
"I want you to tell me very frankly what's wrong with me."
He surveyed her from head to foot. "Madam," he said at length,
"I've just three things to tell you."
"First, you need to lose at least twenty pounds. Second, that blouse
doesn't go with that skirt. And third, I'm a fashion designer - the
doctor's office is on the next floor..."
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I'm not saying that my wife was naive when we got married,
but... she thought "kinky sex" involved her wearing hair curlers to bed.
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BUFFALO'S movies
 
 
 
 
 
LAB LAUGHS
 
How Italians tell the time
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How Ugly Girls Get To Dance
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Ketchup Effect
 
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!



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