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Richard and Jeannie decided to "go steady".
Several weeks later he was quite pleasantly surprised to find she was very
adept at sex. "Have you done this before?" he inquired.
"Yes, but just once." Jeannie replied.
"Oh? And with who?" Richard asked.
"The Varsity Football Team." she said.
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The proprietor of a small village drugstore was called out one sleepy summer morning, leaving the establishment temporarily under the sole management of a very young, and very uneducated, clerk. "Just answer the phone if it rings, Jim," instructed the proprietor.The phone rang. "Hello," said the clerk.
"Do you have streptomycin and aureomycin?" asked a voice at the other end.
The clerk scratched his head, then said, "Ma'am, when I said 'Hello' I told you
everything I know!"*
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"Do you have streptomycin and aureomycin?" asked a voice at the other end.
The clerk scratched his head, then said, "Ma'am, when I said 'Hello' I told you
everything I know!"*
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Izzy goes to see Rabbi Levy. "Rabbi," he says, "you remember Sarah and I got
divorced last year?""Yes Izzy, I remember."
"Well Rabbi, the thing is, my friends are telling me that Sarah is feeling very
sorry she divorced me. They think she wants to get back with me. What do you think I should do?""Nothing," said Rabbi Levy, "do absolutely nothing."
"You seem so sure about this, Rabbi. Why?"
"Yes, Izzy, I am," replied Rabbi Levy. "You see, wives are very much like fishermen - complaining about the one they caught, and bragging about the one that got away."
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divorced last year?""Yes Izzy, I remember."
"Well Rabbi, the thing is, my friends are telling me that Sarah is feeling very
sorry she divorced me. They think she wants to get back with me. What do you think I should do?""Nothing,
"You seem so sure about this, Rabbi. Why?"
"Yes, Izzy, I am," replied Rabbi Levy. "You see, wives are very much like fishermen - complaining about the one they caught, and bragging about the one that got away."
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A guy walks into a bar looking all depressed. He goes to the bar and
orders a drink.The bartender brings it to him and asks, "Do you want to talk about
something? You look kinda down in the dumps".
The guy says, "Well, I've suspected that my wife has been cheating on
me for months, so today I took the day off work to follow her. Well, when
I came home, I caught her with my best friend!"
"Wow, that must have been hard!" the bartender says "What exactly do
you say to your friend in a situation like that?"
The guy at the bar replies "Well, I looked him straight in the eye, and
I yelled BAD DOG!"
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orders a drink.The bartender brings it to him and asks, "Do you want to talk about
something? You look kinda down in the dumps".
The guy says, "Well, I've suspected that my wife has been cheating on
me for months, so today I took the day off work to follow her. Well, when
I came home, I caught her with my best friend!"
"Wow, that must have been hard!" the bartender says "What exactly do
you say to your friend in a situation like that?"
The guy at the bar replies "Well, I looked him straight in the eye, and
I yelled BAD DOG!"
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A mother and a baby camel were talking one day when the baby
camel asked,"Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replied, "Well son, when we trek across the desert,
our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand."
Two minutes later the young camel asked, "Mom, why do we have
these long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips
through the desert," the mother said.
"Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?"
"They are there to help us store water for our long treks across
the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods of
time.""So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to
keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water."
"Yes dear," said the mother.
"So why the fuck are we in the Toronto Zoo?"
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camel asked,"Mom, why do we have these huge three-toed feet?"
The mother replied, "Well son, when we trek across the desert,
our toes will help us stay on top of the soft sand."
Two minutes later the young camel asked, "Mom, why do we have
these long eyelashes?"
"They are there to keep the sand out of our eyes on the trips
through the desert," the mother said.
"Mom, why have we got these great big humps on our back?"
"They are there to help us store water for our long treks across
the desert, so we can go without drinking for long periods of
time.""So we have huge feet to stop us from sinking, long eyelashes to
keep the sand out of our eyes, and these humps to store water."
"Yes dear," said the mother.
"So why the fuck are we in the Toronto Zoo?"
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