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The woman entered the room, and with a knowing smile teasing her full
lips, she sank into the comfort of the plush chair in the corner. The
handsome stranger turned, having sensed her approach. Locking his steely
gray eyes on hers, he moved slowly toward her, his experienced gaze
measuring her, hypnotizing her with his soft murmurs of assurance.
He sank to his knees before her and without a word, smoothly released her
from her constraining attire. With a sigh of surrender, she allowed his
foreign hands to unleash her bare flesh. He expertly guided her through
this tender, new territory, boldly taking her to heights she had never
dared to dream of, his movements deliberate, confident in his ability to
satisfy her every need. Her senses swam. She was overcome with an aching desire that had gone unfulfilled for so long.
And, just as it seemed that ecstasy was within her grasp, he paused, and
for one heart-stopping moment, she thought, "It's too big! - it will
never fit!" Then, with a sudden rush, it slid into place as if it had
been made only for her. As pleasure and contentment washed over her, she,met his steady gaze, tears of gratitude shining in her eyes. And he knew it wouldn't be long before she returned. Oh, yes, this woman would want more. She would want to do it again and again and again............
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Answer:    Puppies grow up.
Question:  Why do men always have a stupid look on their faces?
Answer:    Because they are...
Question: What do men have in common with ceramic tiles?
Answer:    Lay them properly once and you can walk all over them forever.
Question: If you drop a man and a brick out of a plane, which one would
                 hit the ground first?
Answer:    Who cares?????.....
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They say that marriage is a contract.  No, it is not.
Contracts come with warrantees.  When something goes wrong
with an item/product, you can take it back to the manufacturer.
If your wife starts acting up, you can't take her back to
her mama's house saying, "I don't know; she just stopped working.
She's just laying around making a funny noise."
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After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple
finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant.
After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new
husband looked at his bride and said, "You know what I really feel like
honey ?" "Well sure!" she blushed, "But we gotta eat sometime !"
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The Mrs and I were watching some TV show the other night where the wife
hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in
fact "cheating" on her. I asked the Mrs if she would ever do that.
She said, "Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to
see if I could find out what she saw in ya."
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The distressed-looking man had downed several drinks in
rapid succession before the bartender asked him, "You
trying to drown your sorrows, buddy?"
"You could say that," the guy replied.
"It usually doesn't work, you know."
"No shit," the man moaned.  "I can't even get My wife
anywhere near the water!"

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman





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