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This is a silly time of year. What do you do during Christmas week?
Aside from the day after Christmas at Walmart, businesses as a general rule tend
to slow down, or even stop altogether. In times past, here in West Michigan,
General Motors used to use the time to "Retool" for the new models. Automobile
production would grind to a halt, and not just for GM. thousands of small businesses
connected with the auto industry used to stagnate and stall.
Personally, I think Herman's attitude towards this week is a good example for all of us...
For me, I think this is a good time to come up with some new years resolutions.
I've come up with a couple of possibilities.
or how bout this one?
I think these would both make a couple good ones!
What do you think?
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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Both are dragging their right foot as they walk.
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