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One beautiful December evening Pedro
and his girlfriend Rosita were sitting on a bench
by the side of the ocean. It was a romantic full moon,
when Pedro said,'Hey, mamacita, let's do Weeweechu.'
Oh no, not now, let's look at the moon!' said Rosita.
Oh, c'mon baby, let's you and I do Weeweechu.
I love you and it's the perfect time,' Pedro begged.
'But I wanna just hold your hand and watch the moon.
' replied Rosita.Please, corazoncita, just once, do Weeweechu
with me.'Rosita looked at Pedro and said, 'OK, one time,
we'll do Weeweechu.Pedro grabbed his guitar and they both sang .....            
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, 
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas,
Weeweechu a Merry Christmas, and a Happy New Jear.'      
 MERRY CHRISTMAS!!!!!       
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A duck hunter was out enjoying a nice morning on the marsh when he decided to take a leak. He walked over to a tree and propped up his gun. Just then a gust of wind blew the gun over and it discharged... shooting him in the genitals. Several hours later, lying in a hospital bed, he was approached by his doctor. "Well sir, I have some good news and some bad news. The good news is that you are going to be ok, the damage was local to your groin, there was very little internal damage, and we were able to remove all of the buck shot. The bad news is that there was some pretty extensive damage done to your penis. I'm going to have to refer you to my brother.""Wow !!!  Well I guess it could have been worse " the man replied "is your brother a plastic surgeon?""No, he's a flute player in the local symphony. He's going to teach you where to put your fingers so you don't pee in your eye !!!
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On reaching his plane seat a man is surprised to see a
parrot strapped in next to him. He asks the stewardess
for a coffee where upon the parrot squawks "And get me
a whisky you cow!" The stewardess, flustered, brings
back a whisky for the parrot and forgets the coffee.
When this omission is pointed out to her the parrot
drains its glass and bawls "And get me another whisky
you idiot". Quite upset, the girl comes back shaking
with another whisky but still no coffee.
Unaccustomed to such slackness the man tries the parrot's
approach "I've asked you twice for a coffee, go and get
it now or I'll kick you".
The next moment, both he and the parrot have been wrenched
up and thrown out of the emergency exit by two burly
stewards. Plunging downwards the parrot turns to him and
says "For someone who can't fly, you complain too much!"
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Little Johnny wanted to go to the zoo and pestered his
parents for days. Finally his mother talked his reluctant
father into taking him.
"So how was it?" his mother asked when they returned home.
"Great," Little Johnny replied.
"Did you and your father have a good time?" asked his mother.
"Yeah, Daddy especially liked it," exclaimed Little Johnny
excitedly, especially when one of the animals came racing home
at 30 to 1!!!"
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I am not usually in scare-mongering and internet-based rumor spreading,
however this came to me earlier to day and it is something I felt I ought
to share. I am sure that like minded people will understand/appreciate
this warning. Yesterday my Auntie's friend's daughter was on the on the
train traveling from St. Louis to Chicago. A man of Arabic-appearance got
off the train and she noticed that he had left his bag behind. She
grabbed the bag and ran after him, caught up with him at the top of
the stairs and handed him back his bag.He was extremely grateful and reached into his bag which appeared to contain large bundles of bank notes. He offered her a reward, but she refused.
So he looked round, made sure nobody was looking and whispered to her:
"I can never repay your kindness, but I will try to with a word of advice for you.""Stay away from The Hard Rock Cafe".
She was terrified. "Is there going to be an attack?" she whispered.
"No" he whispered back "I went there yesterday evening - the food was shit and the waitress was fucking rude."
 
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman






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