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Welcome to Buffalosjokes and Thank You for joining us. My
name is Buffalo and I have the watch.

Some Christmas Thoughts

Fox news today was talking about the lack of
Christmas Carolers these days. Having lived
in the country most of my life I have never
seen a Christmas Caroler come to the door, instead
going to performances at the schools or seeing
them downtown sponsored by the stores. Does
any of the herd see carolers these days or is it
truly a thing of the past.

Next I was reading Yahoo news this morning about
a father who bought his son Guitar Hero 3 for
90 dollars as his major Christmas present. He
came home and the 15 year old was in the back
yard smoking pot with his buddies. Dad took the
son's gift and put it on an online auction where
it sold to someone in Australia for 9,000 dollars.
Dad says he will buy the kid a Barbie game or
something for a gift instead.

A year ago Nancy did a Turducken for the Thanksgiving
meal. They had been popular for several years after
having been featured on the NFL Thanksgiving Football
Game. Simple in principle but a lot of work it requires
the boning of a turkey, duck, and Cornish game hen and
stuffing everything in the turkey along with several
dressings. They could be bought prepared for around 200
ready to cook. This year's feast weighs in at 56 pounds
and consists of 11 different birds breasts shoved into
a turkey along with 8 different dressings and will cost
you almost 1400 dollars. It does feed 125 people though.

Wonder what they have planned for next year? A turkey
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Wrestling Match

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No wrestling in the house!

Rudy: Huff puff, okay.

BJ: Rudy knocked me to the couch.

Rudy: Aw, wasn't nothing...

BJ: Well when a 100lb dog gets on his hind feet and pushes
you....

Diana: You sneak up on him all the time and tackle him so
it was his turn.

BJ: Yeah but..

The herd in Guthrie

(Love my dogs they have a sense of humor. We play tricks on each
other all the time. Rudy did knock me to the couch. I am certain
he waited until he knew the couch was in play.)


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