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LANSING, Mich. AP -- The state Legislature early Saturday took a big step toward repealing and replacing an unpopular tax on services.
 
When the State of Michigan recently balanced its fiscal budget this year, one way they did so
was to increase the sales tax application to include not just goods, but also many services,
such as hair cuts, and etc. Now, lawmakers are considering repealing the somewhat unpopular and so called "Services tax" I wonder, if the tax remains in affect, I suspect the next thing they will do is legalize prositution. At least that way, they will be able to tax it.


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A young Aussie joins the navy. On the day he is about to go to sea,  his father warned him to be aware of gay sailors. "But dad, how will 
I know?" "Trust me son, you will know." After 6 months at sea, the  ship comes into port. The father was on the dock waiting for his son. 
The son, seeing his father, got off the ship and shook his fathers  hand. "Well son, how did it go?" "Dad, I found out what you meant 
about gay sailors. One night I was out on deck all alone when a man  came by and put his hand on my shoulder so I threw him overboard."  "But how could you tell he was gay?" "Well, for 3 days he swam behind 
the boat yelling 'Throw me a buoy! Throw me a buoy!'"
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Q. Should I have a baby after 35?
A. No, 35 children is enough.
 
Q. I'm 2 months pregnant now. When will my baby move?
A. With any luck, right after it finishes college.
 
Q. What is the most common pregnancy craving?
A. For men to be the ones who get pregnant.
 
Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby's sex?
A. Childbirth.
 
Q. The more pregnant I get, the more often strangers smile at me. Why?
A. 'Cause you're fatter than they are.
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Once upon a time, long, long ago there were two unique lions in the jungles of Africa. Both, it seems, had human-like qualities that made
them claim territory, daring the other to cross over the line. Strange as it seems, the boundary between their turf was a well
traveled trail through the jungle. All day every day, both lions lay in the brush staring across the trail at their compatriot, daring him to cross into their territory. The local natives knew of this animal feud, but all this was unbeknown to African Jack, a well-known and must publicized guide who did not speak Lionese and was unfamiliar with the territory. While he was leading a safari through the jungle, walking all day and cutting vines with their machetes, all this constant hacking brush had them worn to a frazzle. After seeing two or three of his safari
drop from exhaustion, African Jack decided to stop on the trail between these two lions and camp for the night. After sitting up camp, eating, and getting his safari settled African
Jack sat on a stump and began reading. While he was busily engaged in the printed page, the two lions, simultaneously, pounced on African
Jack and ate him on the spot. When the 6 o'clock news heard of the tragedy, they reported, "African Jack killed this evening. The motive is unclear, but it is reported he was reading between the lions."
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We all love to travel, and vampires too need their rest and relaxation. "What better place than Rome," thought Count Dracula, and he
immediately packed his bags and set off for a week's visit. He caught the first plane out of Transylvania and headed for the Eternal City.Tired and hungry after his long journey, he called room service as soon as he had arrived at his hotel room. Since nothing on the room service menu seemed appealing, he simply ordered a sandwich. Dracula quickly grabbed the waiter who delivered the sandwich,
bit him hungrily on the neck, drank his blood completely, and tossed him out the window, where the bloodless waiter fell ten stories to land at the feet of an itinerant street singer.
The Count's hunger was great, however, and he decided he needed room service again. He ordered another sandwich, and when it arrived, he immediately grabbed the room-service waiter, bit his neck, drank all his blood, and tossed him out the window. The waiter landed directly on the same street singer ten floors below the window.Well, you know how vampires are. They have huge appetites, and
Dracula needed more. He then drank the blood from a third waiter and tossed him out the same window. When the third Italian waiter fell at the feet of the street singer, the singer could only respond by singing: "Drained wops keep falling on my head."
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There was a little girl and her mother walking through the park one day and they saw two teenagers having sex on a bench. The little girl says "Mummy, what are they doing?" The mother hesitates, then quickly replies, "Ummm, they are making cakes." The next day they are at a zoo and the little girl sees two monkies
having sex. Again she asks her mother what they are doing and her mother replies with the same response -- "making cakes." The next day the girl says to her mother, "Mummy, you and Daddy were making cakes in the lounge last night, weren't you?" Shocked, the Mother says, "Yes. How did you know?" She explains, "Because I licked the icing off of the sofa."
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
 






 

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