jason hirschhorn's @MusicREDEF: 07/19/2021 - Nobody Beats the Biz...

I wasn't supposed to sing the [chorus]. I asked people to sing the part, and nobody showed up at the studio, so I did it myself.
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Monday - July 19, 2021
Biz Markie in Kensington, London, April 6, 1988.
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quote of the day
"I wasn't supposed to sing the [chorus]. I asked people to sing the part, and nobody showed up at the studio, so I did it myself."
Biz Markie, 1964 – 2021, you know what song he was talking about
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Jester Friend

History will remember him as the court jester of hip-hop, as the singer of the most gloriously off-key chorus in pop chart history and as the guy who got an entire genre in trouble by sampling the piano intro to an Irish singer-songwriter's weirdly catchy song about loneliness, depression and suicide without asking the Irish singer-songwriter if he'd be cool with it. "Act first, ask for permission later" is how the titans of business and tech disruption put it these days, but BIZ MARKIE wasn't particularly trying to disrupt anyone or anything, he was just trying to make Biz Markie music in an era where rules were being written and rewritten on the fly and record companies were going to battle against other record companies.

Biz Markie music was funny, witty, joyful, sometimes silly—OK, often silly—with big, bold old-school beats. He was old school himself, one of the most engaging and lovable of rap's pioneers. He could boast and toast with the best of 'em but he wasn't particularly looking to fight the power, unless that power stood between him and a toilet seat or between him and a booger that needed to be picked. Or between him and a great ELTON JOHN song. Or him a HELEN REDDY record. There's no shame in being an unabashed pop fan, and there should be no shame in being a court jester either, especially if you're good at it. LITTLE RICHARD was a court jester. The BEASTIE BOYS were court jesters. LIL NAS X is a court jester. Court jesters are often three steps ahead of everyone else, using humor to trojan horse their way through the closely guarded doors of cultural gatekeepers. Jest first, ask for acceptance later, or something like that. The Biz, Rolling Stone's ROB SHEFFIELD writes, was "a jester with soul."

The first three Biz Markie albums—made with lyrical help from his friend BIG DADDY KANE but with charisma, presence and rapping and beatboxing skills that are entirely his—are classics. They're also absent from the streaming world, with a single greatest-hits record serving in their stead, and I confess I'm not sure if that's a vestige of Biz's infamous legal battle with GILBERT O'SULLIVAN (and related sampling issues), an unrelated issue with his label, COLD CHILLIN' RECORDS, or just poor catalog management. But I'll note that album number four, the one pointedly and amusingly titled ALL SAMPLES CLEARED!, is missing too. The singles remain. "NOBODY BEATS THE BIZ." "VAPORS." And of course "JUST A FRIEND," the top 10 hit he swears he wasn't trying to have, the wobbly vocal that inspired future generations of non-singing rappers to sing anyway, except that he, unlike them, didn't have access to Auto-Tune, and his, therefore, is 10 times more memorable. "Just a Friend" is shameless, beautiful and deeply heartfelt. It serves as its own karaoke version. And it afforded its wobbly singer a long second career of syncs and TV and movie gigs, while the rest of us got to keep feeling that joy. Not nearly long enough though. RIP.

Free Falling

It's "freedom day" in the UK. Covid-19 restrictions were more or less lifted at 12:01 am local time today, despite general confusion about what that means and despite evidence from elsewhere in Europe that it might not be such a great idea. More on this in the coming days, probably, but for now, do the photos in this NME roundup of reopening night for clubs cheer you, scare you or a little bit of both?

Got You in Its Sway

Mary's dress, it sways. It does not wave. That's the shocking (to some) official word from JON LANDAU, co-producer of BRUCE SPRINGSTEEN's "THUNDER ROAD," the song with the (we are now told) swaying, not waving, dress, which became the subject of a rock and roll Yanny/Laurel debate thanks to a July 3 tweet from the New York Times' MAGGIE HABERMAN. Landau, who is also Springsteen's longtime manager, seemingly settled the debate with an email to the New Yorker's DAVID REMNICK that backs Haberman's sway-ish reading of the song's opening line while contradicting the wave-like beliefs of a sizable chunk of Springsteen's fanbase (not to mention the printed lyrics on the BORN TO RUN album, which are now officially a "typo").

Me, I might've been swayed by the pronouncement from this seemingly definitive source if he hadn't added, in his email to Remnick, "By the way, 'dresses' do not know how to 'wave.'" By logical extension, that argument would require us to reject everything we thought we knew about LED ZEPPELIN (because, by the way, "heaven" is not accessible by "stairway") and LIL NAS X (because "Gucci" does not make "cowboy hats"). That's two steps too far from me. I will continue to sing "waves" both in the shower and in the arena at my next Springsteen show. You, like Bruce, are free to sing whatever you want. Just make sure it has a long A.

Etc Etc Etc

The overnight headlines are saying, not inaccurately, that BILL ACKMAN's special purpose acquisition company, PERSHING SQUARE TONTINE HOLDINGS, has pulled out of a blockbuster deal to buy 10 percent of UNIVERSAL MUSIC. And then, in smaller print, a little further down the page, they mention that an Ackman-controlled hedge fund, PERSHING SQUARE HOLDINGS, is now in line to buy up to 10 percent of Universal instead. Which suggests the deal won't be as innovative as Ackman was hoping it would be but the news isn't as shocking as the headlines want you to be believe it is. Universal, it appears, is still likely to get the investment, and the shareholders in Ackman's SPAC, who had expressed skepticism in the deal, get to breathe a little easier. An above-the-fold story for SPAC newsletters; below-the-fold for everyone else... One more thing about Biz Markie: He was a passionate, knowledgeable, serious collector of music and other collectible things. This is a great tribute from QUESTLOVE, who knows a thing or two about collecting himself. "Biz built me man," he writes... Did "BUTTER" butter butter?... JASON HIRSCHHORN goes down a "BEHIND THE MASK" rabbit hole, following a favorite song's improbable decade-long journey from RYUICHI SAKAMOTO to MICHAEL JACKSON and ERIC CLAPTON (who, speaking of rabbit holes, doesn't appear to believe in masks, but that's another rabbit hole for another day).

Rest in Peace

THERESA VELASQUEZ, a Miami DJ, label founder and Live Nation executive. She was identified on Saturday as a victim of the collapse of Champlain Towers South in Surfside, Fla. She was visiting her parents, who also died in the June 24 building collapse... GRAHAM VICK, British opera director and founder of the Birmingham Opera Company... DOLORES CLAMAN, Canadian pianist and jingle writer best known as composer of the theme song for the CBC's "Hockey Night in Canada"... ELLIOT LAWRENCE, 1940s and '50s pianist and big-band leader.

Matty Karas (@troubledoll), curator
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Three decades on, the song has still got what you need.
i need a haircut
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