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fortune befriends the bold

Emily Dickinson

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!

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MEMES N TOONS

corrupting youth

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wooden spoons

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according to the quiz in this magazine

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you're ugly

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a lazy man

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the pacifier

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watchin tv

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agreed with your mother

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the teacher says

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let me guess

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a crabby person

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if at first you don't succeed

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shaving your legs

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instead of the john

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you complete me

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JOKES

write that down

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the trick to successful dating

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the truth about scooby do

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short ones

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a business trip

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neighbors for 30 years

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romance is dead

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a safe word

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ma and pa were two hillbillies in West Virginia

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Bubba and Billy Bob were walking down the street

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​A sixty year old man walks into a big drug store and walks up to the
girl at checkout #3. He asks her, "Do you guys have condoms here?" She
says "Sure. What size are you?" "I don't know" he replies. "Well, just
let me check" the cashier says. She unzips his pants, takes a feel, and
then she says over the intercom, "EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.
EXTRA LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays
for them and leaves.
Then, a thirty year old man walks into the store and up to checkout #3.
He asks the girl, "Do you sell condoms here?" The cashier replies,
"Sure, but what size do you need?" He says "Well, I don't know." She
says "Just let me check here." She unzips his pants, takes a couple of
tugs and then says over the intercom, "LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3 PLEASE.
LARGE CONDOMS TO AISLE 3." They bring the condoms and the man pays for
them and leaves.
Seeing this, a fifteen year old boy who hopes to get lucky goes up to
the girl at checkout #3 and asks sheepishly, "Um, ah, do you guys sell
any condoms here?" "Yep" she says. "What size do you need?" "I don't
know" he says. She unzips his zipper for a feel, pauses and says over
the intercom, "CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3 PLEASE. CLEAN UP IN AISLE 3."

I see skies of blue, clouds of white.
Bright blessed days, dark sacred nights.
And I think to myself:
"I hope a plane spots my raft soon."

I've always held that any glass is a "beer glass"
if you drink beer out of it, and any glass is a
"wine glass" if you drink wine out of it. But that
jerk at the pet shop still calls it an "aquarium."

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Pebbles Birthday 

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Route 66: 20 Great Stops on the Road Trip

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Plane Flies Between Buildings

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9 STRANGE Abandoned Places Around The World

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How California Accidentally Created a Massive Inland Sea

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The Sinkhole That's Swallowing Louisiana

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The fall of Sears

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Funniest Instant Accomplice

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Candid Camera Classic: Melting Spoon!

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BIGGEST Castles On Earth!

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

not aging

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I solemnly swear

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I shall take you to bed

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my life is a series

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I am not fat

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I am a proud supporter

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never go to bed angry

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Walmart

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my pillow

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silence is golden

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the right to be stupid

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judge me

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I swear it will be funny

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a car's weakest part

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belly dancing

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