welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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MEMES AND TOONS
strap on a load
your shadow
study shows
Canadian police
hold my beer
the tin man
note to self
friction
speeding
missing girlfriend
red flag
retirement
starting my job
not lost
watching tom and jerry
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JOKES
it has been said
Cuddles has passed away
don't go to the bathroom Oct 28
An Irishman goes to Doctor with body problems
he had to attend a meeting
over rated
daddy daddy
I'm here to see Mr. Holmes.
how long before I can get a haircut
its written in the Bible
Dumfart meets a girl on the street. He says, "Come on, babe,
let's go in the alleyway and get it on. I've got fifteen bucks."
?She says, "FIFTEEN bucks? You're crazy. For fifteen bucks, I'll
let you LOOK at it."
They go into the alleyway, she pulls down her pants, and he gets
down on his knees. But he can't see anything, because it's too
dark, so he gets out his lighter.
?He lights his lighter, and he says, "My God, your pubic hair...
it's so curly and thick... it's BEAUTIFUL."
She says, "Thank you."?
He says, "You mind if I ask you a personal question?"
She says, "Go ahead."
He says, "Can you pee through all that hair?"
She says, "Of course."
He says, "Well, you better start. You're on fire.
Q: What's the difference between a boxer and a woman?
A: A boxer stands up to get knocked down and a woman lies
down to get knocked up.
A group of Asian women were visiting a village located in?
South Africa. They came across a booth selling human breast.
One of the Asian lady asked the butcher, "Why are you
selling women's breast?" The butcher replied, "In
Ouagadougou, we have found that consuming women's breast
can increase men's sex drive, and enlarge the size of their penis."
Hearing about the "enlarging the penis" the Asian woman was
determined to buy some for her husband. She quickly asks the
butcher for the price of the breast. "Well," says the
butcher, "It depends on what kind of breast you want. We
have black breast, white breast, and Asian breast."
"Give me the price of each!", said the Asian lady impatiently.
"The black breasts are $200 a pound," the
butcher says. "White breasts are $300 a pound, and the Asian
breasts are $400 a pound."
The Asian women were glad to hear that Asian breasts were
the most expensive in the breast booth. "Hey, not bad! Asian
breasts are worth more!", said one of the Asian ladies.
"No, no, no you don't understand," the butcher explains, "you
don't know how many Asian women we have to kill to get one
pound of breast!"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
HILARIOUS Impressionists On Britain and America's Got Talent!
Animated Short Film HD "Chateau de Sable (Sand Castle)
Ferrets Meet A Kitten For The 1st Time!
Sardine Feeding Frenzy: Whale, Shark, Dolphin and Sea Lions
Mark Lowry - Mama and Dementia
The most epic rally moments!
Jay Leno Headlines Chicken Lips
Top Insane Savage Fights Compilations | Brutal Fights
(Looney Toons): Jungle Jitters (1938)
Funniest Deodorant Commercial Ever Made
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
hey Dave
in line at McDonalds
crackheads
Scottish priest is driving home
notice
date younger guys
errotic dice game
life goals
nope
deoderant
behind every good For
blocking ppl
gas prices
sarcasm
vaseline
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