the older I get the earlier it gets late
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
plastic surgery
the message from the other side
what's more amazing
like a hotdog
finally free
a few days after
walk down the aisle
say something nice
the cobble stone
my uber driver
http://thepostmanscorner.net/toon02/tp0550.htmlFriday
wash the dishes
think about sex
why you fall asleep
how it looks
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JOKES
old lady dies and goes to heaven
accidentally cuts off his fingers
if you kiss me
what's wrong
signs that you drink too much
twins
skydiving
A blond woman was terribly overweight
Wow, I'd sure love to have that
they had nine children
do I look fat in this
Little Johnny came home from school one day confused. His mother was
Jewish and his father was Black. So Johnny asks, "Mommy am I more
Jewish or more Black?"
"What does it really matter? If you want to know for sure you'll just
have to ask your father," his mother tells him.
So, when his father arrived home from work, Little Johnny asks the
same question, " Daddy, am I more Jewish or more Black?"
"What kind of question is that?" Why do you want to know if you're more
Jewish or more Black?", asks dad.
Well, it's like this dad ... Tommy down the street wants to sell his
bicycle for $50, and I don't know whether to talk him down to $25,
or wait until it's dark and steal the thing.
In Thailand, when a male reaches the age of 18 they are invited to participate in a
ceremony of passage to adulthood, which is celebrated in the center of the village,
surrounding the central fire and attended by the all the natives in residence, and
accompanied by considerable consumption of food an drink amid singing, dancing and
all manner of joyous festivities. ?At the appointed time the native boys that are
reaching maturity are formed into a large circle around the fire and stand there
motionless and stark naked facing inward towards the fire.
?Then, accompanied by a haunting musical rendition of native music, the most beautiful
girl in the village is honored to perform a sexy dance, naked, around the inner center circle.
?Behind each boy is a naked native girl that he cannot see.. As soon as all the males are
excited and have erections, the girls behind them reach between their legs, and pull their
erect unit downward and back through and then on a signal all release them.
?Their units spring back up and go loudly "WHAP" against their bellies.
This is considered measurement of their strength and of youthful masculinity.
And that's why the capital of Thailand is called Bangkok.
An old man went in to see the doctor and said, "Doc, I'm turning eighty tomorrow and I
don't know how many more years I have left. ?My good wife died ten years ago and I've had
no sex at all since then. I'd love to experience sex one more time before I die so I've
hired a hooker for the night. Can you give me something that'll help me get it up?"
The doctor smiled. "I don't normally prescribe this stuff as it's extremely potent, but I
think in your case I can make an exception for one night."
Later that night, out of curiosity, the doctor phoned the elderly man and asked, "How's it going?"
"Fabulous," the old man said. "I've come three times already."
"That's great," the doctor said. "The hooker must be astounded."
"Not exactly," the old man said. "She's not here yet!"
A married couple was in a terrible accident where the woman's face was severely burned.
The doctor told the husband that they couldn't graft any skin from her body because she was
too skinny. So the husband offered to donate some of his own skin.
?However, the only skin on his body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from his buttocks.
?The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested
that the doctor also honor their secret. After all, this was a very delicate matter.
?After the surgery was completed, everyone was astounded at the woman's new beauty. She looked more
beautiful than she ever had before! All her friends and relatives just went on and on about her youthful
beauty! ?One day, she was alone with her husband, and she was overcome with emotion at his sacrifice.
She said, "Dear, I just want to thank you for everything you did for me. How can I possibly repay you?"
"My darling," he replied, "I get all the thanks I need every time I see your mother kiss you on the cheek."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Rejected cheetah cub cuddles up with puppy pal
Grandma Heckles Bodybuilders
A Really Squishy Hedgehog
Floor It They Said... It'll Be Fun They Said!!
Top 40 Viral Videos of the Year 2018
Bonus Edition 9 You Might Be A Redneck If....
Man Sets Up Camera After Food Goes Missing, Discovers Something Terrifying.
Old Man #BackflipChallenge
NURSE HIGH AS HELL AT WORK
Live PD S03E33 January, 11 2019
Human Robot
Bull terrier comes face to face with a tiger!!!
Traffic Stop Suicide
Jack Benny and Mel Blanc, whats in a name
Dirty Harry "Excuse me captain, can you fly?"
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
husbands anger
doritos
at home and on facebook
Scottie...
doesn't matter
I got this
a screwed up department
medical school or facebook
dust
indefinitely
watching porn
kinky and perverted
a mess
from Steve
the old lady and the bus driver
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