Plants gone potty!: [postmanscorner] THE POSTMAN

THE POSTMAN
I have a new "skinny" program.
It is not really a diet. It is called
cookie aversion therapy. See, the idea is
to eat cookies and eat them and eat them
until you eat so much of them you create an
aversion to them. I will let you know how it
works out...so far, I am on year number 10.
So I am still in the testing phase.
ENJOY THE JOKES

A guy walks into a post office one day to see a middle-aged,

balding man standing at the counter methodically

placing "Love" stamps on bright pink envelopes with hearts all over them.

He then takes out a perfume bottle and starts spraying scent all over them. 

His curiosity getting the better of him, he goes up to the balding

man and asks him what he is doing.

The man says "I'm sending out 1,000 Valentine cards signed, 'Guess who?'" 

"But why?" asks the man. 

"I'm a divorce lawyer," the man replies 

What did the post card from the blonde say? 

"Having a good time. Where am I?" 

There once was a young man named Eugene

Who invented a screwing machine

Concave and convex

It served either sex

And it played with itself in between. 

This hillbilly kid goes into a drugstore and asks

the druggist for a box of condoms.

The druggist says, "How old are you, son?"

The kid replies, "Eleven."

"I can't sell you any condoms," the druggist says. "You're too young."

The kid says, "Gimme some rubbers or I'll call a cop."

"All right, cool it," the druggists says to the kid.

"What kind of condoms do you want?"

The kid tells him, "Gimme the French ticklers."

The druggist says, "Listen, kid. Do you know what one

of those things will do to a woman?"

"No," the kid replies, "but I hear they make a sheep jump pretty high!"

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