indecision is the inkling of fear
Napoleon Hill
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
So, the war department has been taking norco
or whatever they call it, for the pain, right?
Only problem is, if you have ever taken that stuff, you
know it causes constipation. Now, my son has such a bizarre
sense of humor. I wonder where he gets it from?
He turned to me and says "dad does this mean that we
could say that mom is fulla chit?" You shoulda seen the
looks that the war department gave that boy. Needless
to say, he beat a hasty retreat from the dinner table
and did not emerge from the confines of his room since
then. I, on the other hand, thought the comment to be so
uproariously funny that I let out a belly laugh loud enough
to make the dog howl. It was greeted with glares from
the war department, let me tell you about glare.! Those
eyes were cold enough to melt ice cubes!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
Ed, I need the plunger
my shrink said
the guy who discovered milk
a mastiff and a wig
message in a bottle 21st century
your new job
what I want
feel that
there once was a lady named Jill
I might be old
when your asshole itches
sarchotic
the squirrel and the taxidermist
Orville Reddenbacker
the funeral home
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JOKES
the vet and the puppies
the construction worker climbed 20 stories
Mildred and Chester knew each other from childhood
dresses and hats on sale
the golden telephone
hob interviews
and also with you
can you train my dog
first the lord made Adam
At the checkout counter of the department store where I was a cashier,
customers frequently asked me under what circumstances items were
returnable. One woman who came through my line must have been aware of
store policy. She pointed to the lacy red-and-black negligee she was
about to purchase. "May I bring this back if it doesn't work?" she asked.
A handsome young lad went into the hospital for some minor surgery and
the day after the procedure, a friend stopped by to see how the guy
was doing. The friend was amazed at the number of nurses who entered the
room in short intervals with refreshments, offers to fluff his
pillows,make the bed, give back rubs, etc. "Why all the attention?" the
friend asked. "You look fine to me." "I know." grinned the patient. "But the
nurses kinda formed a little fan club when they all heard that my
circumcision required twenty-seven stitches."
"Hey, Mom," asked Little Johnny, "can you give me twenty dollars?"
"Certainly not," she said. "If you do," he went on, "I'll tell you
what dad said to the maid when you were at the beauty shop." His mother's
ears perked up and, grabbing her purse, she handed over the money.
"Well? What did he say?" "He said, 'Hey, Marie, make sure you wash my
socks tomorrow.'"
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
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HILARIOUS!!! cop pulls over MAD guy
Live PD: Ride Along w/ Fort Bend County, Texas Police Department
30 Workers Fell While Building the Golden Gate Bridge
Loony Tunes - (Speedy Gonzales & Daffy Duck)
Mysterious Woman Found Alone on an Island
What If We Nuked a Hurricane?
Meerkats can Solve Complex Tasks to Eat Scorpions | BBC Earth
Best 2019 Just For Laughs Gags Full Episodes
Strike Fighter Commander Details Incredible UFO Event
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
like to play this game
the food inspector
biology
I can read your fortune
live for 2 reasons
slammed on the brakes
facebook
mood warning
morning breath
fact of life
don't give up
my dad showed me
I may be crazy
done with dating sites
out of sight out of mind
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