some cause happiness wherever they go.
others whenever they go
Oscar Wilde
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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MEMES N TOONS
used to be like you
Rapunzel orders from amazon
Amish road rage
my gold digger wife
let me get this straight
almost forgot
newest computer
in my size
annoying habit
a gift
fitness
when I was a kid
I don't always drink beer
when I was 2
the outdoors
take half your cookies
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JOKES
four kinds of sex
what's the difference
should we ask for directions
Jose, Maria,the doc, and the bee
walk up the hill
you must have a vacuum in your head
the top dumping lies translated...
the college girl who went to a frat beer party
elderly American couple vacationing in the west
what will you do if I die before you
the trick is to get the conversation rollin
Little Johnny was sitting in his second grade class when he looked out
the window and saw two dogs screwing in the school yard. He jumped up
and hollered, "Hey, everyone! look at that!"
The teacher ran to the window and pulled the blind.
A little girl in the front row said, "Teacher, what was those two dogs
doing?The teacher said that the dog on top had a broken leg, and the dog on
the bottom was helping him get home.
Little Johnny then said, "Teacher, ain't that just like life, you try to
help someone out and end up getting screwed?"
Q: Why did Freud cross the road?
A: Hmm, and when did you first notice this interest in roads?
Q: How can a woman scare a gynecologist?
A: By becoming a ventriloquist.
Q: How did the gynecologist know his patient was horny?
A: He read her lips.
Q: How many cockroaches does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
A: I dunno. The bastards all run away when the light goes on.
Q: How does Bill Gates change a light bulb?
A: He doesn't. He establishes "darkness" as the standard
and makes everybody go along.
The teacher had caught little Johnny gambling several times. She
requested a conference with Johnny's dad who admitted that he also had
tried to break Johnny of his gambling habit. After many failed efforts,
Johnny one day (after school) called the teacher a hypocrite.
"Why do you say that, Johnny," she asked.
"Because you are."
Again she asked, "why."
He said, "Because you're not a true blonde."
She demanded to know how much money Johnny had.
It came to about $50. She bet him $50 dollars she was a true blonde. She
went behind her desk and removed her panties.
Then she stood with her back to the door and pulled her dress up showing
her radiantly blonde pubic hair. Afterwards she called the father and
told him what she had done "in Johnny's best interest."
The father moaned and groaned and cried, "Oh, no," numerous times.
The teacher said, "Look, I did this for Johnny. Do you think it was easy
for me to pull up my dress and show Johnny my pussy? I'd think you'd be
understanding instead of critical!"
The father replied, "Oh, I'm not so upset that you showed Johnny your
pussy, it's just that..."
"Just that what?" the embarrassed teacher asked.
The father replied, "It's just that I decided to break Johnny of betting
myself, and this morning I bet him that he was wrong when he boasted
that before the day was over, he'd have you lifting your skirt and
showing him your pussy."
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Great Buddha Quotes That Will Change Your Mind & Life
Gabriel Iglesias
How Horses Took Over North America
Top 10 Most Intelligent Animals
Jonathan Winters and Dean Martin
Parole Board - Saturday Night Live
14-year-old fake cop made traffic stops, had cache of fake police gear
Deputy Dawg- Dog Gone Catfish
it's a F _ _ _ ing Bait Car You Idiot
The Jeremy Kyle Show Best Insults And Comebacks!
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
my favorite drink
the truth shall set you free
hibernation
selective hearing
felt uncomfortable
the difference
you are a lucky man
it's Friday
Monday to Friday
weekend forecast
I am responsible
please God cure my hangover
don't try to explain yourself
A Cinderella party
Razors
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