welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for it's daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Good morning postman fans!
A letter from a postman fan...
Hey postman, a while back you advertised the bino cam, you know, the binocular
camera combination? I bought one and its awesome. When I go to a baseball game its
like I am sitting in the first row, even if I am way high up. Anyways, my mother wants a pair.
Is there any way I can get another one?
a faithful reader,
Jaguar007
Sure Jaguar007:
here you go.
the postman
And by the way, if you think you have all the cool gadgets, you ain't got nothin till you have one of these,
they are incredible!
Recommended by Martin aka the postman!
Check out the
BINO CAM!!!!
Binoculars That Take Pictures
Get the benefit of bringing distant objects up close in fine detail
like only a great pair of binoculars can... and combine that with the
versatility and full-features of a modern high-quality digital camera!
Imagine, not only being able to zoom right in on your favorite sporting events,
elusive wildlife, and far off scenery, but then also being able to digitally
capture and preserve those images forever at the click of a button.
Digital Binocular Camera: 640x480
Takes 240+ Pictures
8X Optical Magnification
Perfect For Sports Events, People Watching, Or Nature Watching
Order Now - Get FREE NERO Suite
Always in Focus / Fully Automatic / Perfect Colors This binocular/camera unit is always in focus,
so you never need to make any adjustments to take great pictures. The camera is fully automatic, including a ultrasonic
speed shutter and automatic measurement of ambient light (it adjusts shutter speed so you don't have to).
White balance control delivers excellent color fidelity so that photos stored in memory are bright and colorful.
8 MB of internal memory can store up to 60+ photos at high resolution & 250+ in Low Res.
Everything is supplied to download images to your PC to be edited, printed, and
e-mailed to your friends and family via an included USB cable and software, and email them.
satisfaction guaranteed!
http://www.tinyurl.com/2de247
And this is really cool too, you buy a Lint be gone, and you get another one FREE
its a good deal!
Buy One Get One FREE
Lint B Gone’s flexible design and special bristles make it easy to clean dryer lint,
dust and hair in the ductwork and around your dryer and appliances making your machine
run more efficiently, saving you money!
As advertised, today’s callers will receive our bonus round exhaust vent brush
absolutely Free, and that’s not all—we’ll also include a second set of brushes as our gift
to you-- just pay $7.95 processing and handling.
A $50 value, this is an incredible savings!
Order from the official TV website here:
satisfaction guaranteed!
http://www.tinyurl.com/26gx4w
For movies today, I have something a little out of the ordinary from our local tv station here in Grand Rapids.
I think you will find it of interest. the story has been making national headlines in the last couple of days.
Check it out.
http://www.woodtv.com/Global/story.asp?S=6712595
Well, sometimes life is a bitch!!!!!!! You come home after a long and hard working day.
You really hope that your unemployed and not so intelligent wife at least has cooked some dinner for you.
You struggle to get up the steps, find the key and open the door to your residence.
There you find your wife sitting there on her stupid ass, eating dinner that she has cooked for HERSELF ONLY!
Unbelievable!!!
She has been home the whole day and she couldn't even cook you dinner.
You think to yourself, "Why the f*ck did I marry her?"
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
is an adult publication.
As such, we publish adult oriented entertainment.
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you were warned when you signed up.
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FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Paris Hilton, recently released from jail:
has resumed her career and actually expanded it into modeling a new line of
fashion designer clothing.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
cell phones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies043.html
no more fur
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies044.html
Great photos
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies045.html
THE COMICS
you are fast
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s044.html
she wins
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s045.html
how real are they
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s046.html
its depressing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s047.html
that's definitely a raise
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s048.html
not gonna work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s049.html
that sounds like more fun
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s050.html
Dennis the menace
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s051.html
Herman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s052.html
the truth about the titanic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s053.html
THE JOKES!
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with
the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do
this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking
at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the
Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress.
You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! You
tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from
back here, too."
________________
The boss was surprised to hear that his secretary had joined a nudist
Camp. "You? A nudist?" he asked.
"Please!" she said indignantly. "We don't use that word. We call
Ourselves 'sunbathers.'"
Nudist or sunbather, thought the boss, it was all the same thing. But he
Realized that his secretary's private life was none of his concern.
As long as she did her job, her off hours were her own to do with as
She pleased. Consequently, the subject was dropped - - until one day
When she came to work apparently in great pain. She could hardly walk
To her desk, and, when she finally did manage to navigate as far as
Her chair, she sat down slowly and very carefully.
"What's wrong?" the boss asked sympathetically.
"I'm going to a dance at the sunbathers' club tonight," she explained,
"and I have my hair up in curlers."
_________________
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary
Tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window
And removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not
Himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole
Individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic,
I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance,
He detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench
And walked out.
_____________
When Little Johnny got his exam paper back, he saw a big red F staring back
at him.
Billy looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low mark
on that test?"
"Because of absence," Johnny answered.
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Billy inquired.
Little Johnny replied, "I wasn't, but the kid who sits next to me was."
_________________
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually
fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I
could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night
out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her
blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and
slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I
noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline
crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop
where I bought it?
Signed,
Perplexed
_________________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
I'm My Own Grandpa
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/041632.htm
Never Take A Man's Last Beer
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/041636.htm
Scuba Diving Cat
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/42006.htm
That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for it's daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Good morning postman fans!
A letter from a postman fan...
Hey postman, a while back you advertised the bino cam, you know, the binocular
camera combination? I bought one and its awesome. When I go to a baseball game its
like I am sitting in the first row, even if I am way high up. Anyways, my mother wants a pair.
Is there any way I can get another one?
a faithful reader,
Jaguar007
Sure Jaguar007:
here you go.
the postman
And by the way, if you think you have all the cool gadgets, you ain't got nothin till you have one of these,
they are incredible!
Recommended by Martin aka the postman!
Check out the
BINO CAM!!!!
Binoculars That Take Pictures
Get the benefit of bringing distant objects up close in fine detail
like only a great pair of binoculars can... and combine that with the
versatility and full-features of a modern high-quality digital camera!
Imagine, not only being able to zoom right in on your favorite sporting events,
elusive wildlife, and far off scenery, but then also being able to digitally
capture and preserve those images forever at the click of a button.
Digital Binocular Camera: 640x480
Takes 240+ Pictures
8X Optical Magnification
Perfect For Sports Events, People Watching, Or Nature Watching
Order Now - Get FREE NERO Suite
Always in Focus / Fully Automatic / Perfect Colors This binocular/camera unit is always in focus,
so you never need to make any adjustments to take great pictures. The camera is fully automatic, including a ultrasonic
speed shutter and automatic measurement of ambient light (it adjusts shutter speed so you don't have to).
White balance control delivers excellent color fidelity so that photos stored in memory are bright and colorful.
8 MB of internal memory can store up to 60+ photos at high resolution & 250+ in Low Res.
Everything is supplied to download images to your PC to be edited, printed, and
e-mailed to your friends and family via an included USB cable and software, and email them.
satisfaction guaranteed!
http://www.tinyurl.
And this is really cool too, you buy a Lint be gone, and you get another one FREE
its a good deal!
Buy One Get One FREE
Lint B Gone’s flexible design and special bristles make it easy to clean dryer lint,
dust and hair in the ductwork and around your dryer and appliances making your machine
run more efficiently, saving you money!
As advertised, today’s callers will receive our bonus round exhaust vent brush
absolutely Free, and that’s not all—we’ll also include a second set of brushes as our gift
to you-- just pay $7.95 processing and handling.
A $50 value, this is an incredible savings!
Order from the official TV website here:
satisfaction guaranteed!
http://www.tinyurl.
For movies today, I have something a little out of the ordinary from our local tv station here in Grand Rapids.
I think you will find it of interest. the story has been making national headlines in the last couple of days.
Check it out.
http://www.woodtv.
Well, sometimes life is a bitch!!!!!!! You come home after a long and hard working day.
You really hope that your unemployed and not so intelligent wife at least has cooked some dinner for you.
You struggle to get up the steps, find the key and open the door to your residence.
There you find your wife sitting there on her stupid ass, eating dinner that she has cooked for HERSELF ONLY!
Unbelievable!
She has been home the whole day and she couldn't even cook you dinner.
You think to yourself, "Why the f*ck did I marry her?"
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
is an adult publication.
As such, we publish adult oriented entertainment.
If you do not like what you read, DON'T bitch.
you were warned when you signed up.
Wanna unsubscribe?
DO NOT send your unsubscribe request to the list owner.
Correct unsubscribe instructions are listed elsewhere in this page
Please read and follow them
FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Paris Hilton, recently released from jail:
has resumed her career and actually expanded it into modeling a new line of
fashion designer clothing.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
cell phones
http://www.thepostm
no more fur
http://www.thepostm
Great photos
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
you are fast
http://www.thepostm
she wins
http://www.thepostm
how real are they
http://www.thepostm
its depressing
http://www.thepostm
that's definitely a raise
http://www.thepostm
not gonna work
http://www.thepostm
that sounds like more fun
http://www.thepostm
Dennis the menace
http://www.thepostm
Herman
http://www.thepostm
the truth about the titanic
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES!
The poor country pastor was livid when he confronted his wife with
the receipt for a $250 dress she had bought. "How could you do
this!" he exclaimed.
"I don't know," she wailed, "I was standing in the store looking
at the dress. Then I found myself trying it on. It was like the
Devil was whispering to me, 'Gee, you look great in that dress.
You should buy it.'"
"Well," the pastor persisted, "You know how to deal with him! You
tell him, "Get behind me, Satan!"
"I did," replied his wife, "but then he said "It looks great from
back here, too."
____________
The boss was surprised to hear that his secretary had joined a nudist
Camp. "You? A nudist?" he asked.
"Please!" she said indignantly. "We don't use that word. We call
Ourselves 'sunbathers.
Nudist or sunbather, thought the boss, it was all the same thing. But he
Realized that his secretary's private life was none of his concern.
As long as she did her job, her off hours were her own to do with as
She pleased. Consequently, the subject was dropped - - until one day
When she came to work apparently in great pain. She could hardly walk
To her desk, and, when she finally did manage to navigate as far as
Her chair, she sat down slowly and very carefully.
"What's wrong?" the boss asked sympathetically.
"I'm going to a dance at the sunbathers' club tonight," she explained,
"and I have my hair up in curlers."
____________
A lawyer defending a man accused of burglary
Tried this creative defense:
"My client merely inserted his arm into the window
And removed a few trifling articles. His arm is not
Himself, and I fail to see how you can punish the whole
Individual for an offense committed by his limb."
"Well put," the judge replied. "Using your logic,
I sentence the defendant's arm to one year's imprisonment.
He can accompany it or not, as he chooses."
The defendant smiled. And, with his lawyer's assistance,
He detached his artificial limb, laid it on the bench
And walked out.
____________
When Little Johnny got his exam paper back, he saw a big red F staring back
at him.
Billy looked at his glum friend and asked, "Why did you get such a low mark
on that test?"
"Because of absence," Johnny answered.
"You mean you were absent on the day of the test?" Billy inquired.
Little Johnny replied, "I wasn't, but the kid who sits next to me was."
____________
Dear Abby,
I've never written to you before, but I really need your advice.
I have suspected for some time now that my wife has been cheating on me. The
usual signs; phone rings but if I answer, the caller hangs up. My wife has
been going out with "the girls" a lot recently although when I ask their
names she always says, "Just some friends from work, you don't know them."
I always try to stay awake to look out for her coming home, but I usually
fall asleep. Anyway, I have never approached the subject with my wife. I
think deep down I just didn't want to know the truth, but last night she
went out again and I decided to really check on her.
Around midnight, I decided to hide in the garage behind my golf clubs so I
could get a good view of the whole street when she arrived home from a night
out with "the girls". When she got out of the car she was buttoning up her
blouse, which was open, and she took her panties out of her purse and
slipped them on. It was at that moment, crouching behind my clubs, that I
noticed that the graphite shaft on my driver appeared to have a hairline
crack right by the club head.
Is this something I can fix myself or should I take it back to the pro shop
where I bought it?
Signed,
Perplexed
____________
BUFFALO'S
Movies
I'm My Own Grandpa
http://www.buffalos
Never Take A Man's Last Beer
http://www.buffalos
Scuba Diving Cat
http://www.buffalos
That's all folks!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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