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Antidepressant drugs are prescribed in Utah more often than in any other
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Cordially,
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
the night out
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how a man talks to his wife
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internal screen cleaner
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moments of reason
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teddys!
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busted!
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THE COMICS
decisions decisions
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cover me
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free sausage
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I told you
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happy anniversary
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the cleaning lady
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I'm shopping at the wrong place
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the big wave
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web md
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Joe was not a very romantic person, and furthermore
he was rather stupid. But he wanted to impress his
wife, so he took her out for an anniversary dinner and
watched the couples around them, following their leads.
He observed the couple next to him. The man lifted a
sugar shaker towards his wifes cup and said,
"Sugar, sugar?"
Joe thought this was great and continued to listen
around the dining room.
Another table over Joe observed the following.
A man spooned some honey out of a bowl for his
wife and asked, "Honey, honey?"
Again Joe thought this was good stuff.
Finally, he cut off a piece of his meat, stared longingly
into his young wifes eyes and said,"Ham, pig?"
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A blonde, redhead, and brunette were looking at a dictionary for the
hardest words they knew.
The brunette's word was quizzical.
The redhead's word was photosynthesis.
The blonde's word was dick.
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Little Johnny O'Brien, a fine Catholic lad, was out looking for trouble.
He tripped people on the street, threw bricks through windows, smacked
folks on the top of the head and whatnot until a passing cop stopped
him. "What's going on here!" bellowed the officer.
"It's like this officer," winked Little Johnny. "I am on my way over to
the church to go to confession, and I'm a little short of material....
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A lawyer was reading a wealthy man's will to the people mentioned in it.
"To my wife Claire, who stood by me through the rough times as well as the
good, I leave you the house, the cars and $5 million."
The lawyer continued, "To my daughter Sarah, who took care of me during my
illness and kept my company going, I leave you the yacht, the business and
$2 million."
The lawyer concluded, "And, to my cousin Phil, who always hated me,
argued with me, was envious of me, and thought I would never mention him in my will
... well, you're wrong. 'Hi, Phil!'"
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A man had just settled into his seat next to the window
on the plane when another man sat down in the aisle
seat, and put his black Labrador Retriever in the middle
seat between them.
The first man looked very quizzically at the dog and asked
why it was allowed on the plane.
The second man explained that he was a DEA agent, and
that the dog was a "drug-sniffing dog."
He went on, "His name is Sniffer and he's the best there is.
I'll show you once we get airborne, when I put him to work."
The plane took off, and once it leveled out, the agent said
"Watch this." He told Sniffer to "search".
Sniffer jumped down, walked along the aisle, and finally
sat very purposefully next to a woman for several seconds.
Sniffer then returned to his seat and put one paw on the
agent's arm.
The agent said, "Good boy!", turned to t he man and
said, "That woman is in possession of marijuana, so
I'm making a note of her seat number and the authorities
will apprehend her when we land."
"Say, that's pretty neat" replied the first man.
Once again, the agent sent Sniffer to search the aisles.
The Lab sniffed about, sat down beside a man for a few
seconds, returned to his seat, and placed two paws on
the agent's arm.
The agent said, "That man is carrying cocaine, so again,
I'm making a note of his seat number for the police."
"I like it!" said his seat mate.
The agent then told Sniffer to "search" again.
Sniffer walked up and down the aisles for a little while,
sat down for a moment, and then came racing back to
the agent, jumped into the middle seat and pooped all
over the place.
The first man was really grossed out by this behavior
and couldn't figure out how or why a well-trained dog
would act like that. He asked the agent, "What's going on?"
The agent nervously replied, "He just found a bomb!"
BUFFALO'S
movies
footswing
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black and gus
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
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