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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
Good morning postman fans!
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Well my friends, the postman movies appear to be a huge hit!
Based on popular response, I will do my best to continue publishing the movies!!!
my thanks to all who wrote in!
Friends are Heaven sent
Like flowers of various kinds,
And each one represents
A friend we have in mind.
The miracle of friendship
Is like a tiny flower,
And as it gently blossoms
We feel its growing power.
Once formed so perfectly
We must nurture it with care,
For nothing has more value,
Than a friendship that we share.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
its so small
http://www.thepostm
lost his nerve
http://www.thepostm
the phone call
http://www.thepostm
what's new at SEAWORLD
http://www.thepostm
wipeout
http://www.thepostm
the gentleman
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS!
that's disgusting
http://www.thepostm
you forgot
http://www.thepostm
group rates
http://www.thepostm
too many guns
http://www.thepostm
laid out
http://www.thepostm
A seafood restaurant had a sign in the window that read, "Big Lobster
Tales, $5 each."
Amazed at the great value, a man stopped in and asked the waitress,
"Five dollars each for lobster tails -- is that correct?"
"Yes," she said. "It's our special just for today."
"Well," he said, "they must be little lobster tails."
"No," she replied, "it's the really big lobster."
"Big red lobster tails, $5 each?" he said, amazed. "They must be old lobster tails!"
"No, they're definitely today's."
"Today's big red lobster tails -- $5 each?" he repeated, astounded.
"Yes," she insisted.
"Well, here's my five dollars," he said. "I'll take one."
She took the money and led him to a table where she invited him to
sit down. She then sat down next to him, put her hand on his
shoulder, leaned over close to him, and said, "Once upon a time there
was a really big, red lobster..."
___________
The pastor of our church began his sermon with this story:
"I was on a plane last week, from Chicago to California, when we ran into
some very severe turbulence.
As it got worse, the passengers became more and more alarmed, and even the
flight attendants began to look concerned. Finally, one of them noticed that
I had 'Rev.' in front of my name on the passenger list, came over to me, and
said, 'Sir, this is really frightening. Do you suppose you could, I don't
know ... do something religious?'"
"So I took up a collection."
____________
A man meets a genie. The genie tells him he can have whatever he
wants, provided that his mother-in-law gets double.
The man thinks for a moment and then says, "OK, give me a million
dollars and beat me half to death."
____________
Mary was having a tough day and had stretched herself out on the couch to do a bit
of what she thought to be well-deserved complaining and self-pitying.
She moaned to her Mom and brother, "Nobody loves me. The whole world hates me!"
Her brother, busily occupied playing a game, hardly looked up at her and passed on this encouraging word:
"That's not true, Mary. Lots of people don't even know you."
BUFFALO'S
movies
what a friend
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Bud Lite Silent Gas Passer
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Umbrella
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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