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Good morning postman fans!
Well postman fans, I have a few editor friends that I want to introduce you to.
these publications are all FREE. I promised each of them that I would rally all
my postman fans and help them out with some new subscribers. So folks, don't let
me down here, subscribing to these won't cost you a thing, and you will have some
more great reading! Lets show em what we're made of!
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I'm sitting here eating a fresh picked bowl of raspberries. A poor man like me learns to
take advantage of the simpler pleasures in life. I don't have a fancy yacht. so, I have learned enjoy what I got.
28 years ago (29 the end of July) when me and the war department moved here to
West Michigan, we immediately took advantage of the fruit farms here in the area. Raspberries and strawberries,
pickem yourself...and such things as peaches, sweet cherries, apples, blueberries....etc. Now, having grown
up on a farm in Iowa, we didn't have such things when I was a kid. Now, I have found such things utterly enjoyable, and every year of our 28 years, each summer
she and I fill our freezer with wonderful, fresh picked fruits. I probably will never own a yacht. but you know what? I don't think I
really need one. Pleasure in life is where you find it. And sometimes, I think there is more pleasure
in a bowl of fresh raspberries than the biggest yacht on the ocean. But then, what do I know, I'm just a dumb country redneck.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
jigsaw puzzle...swf file
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies046.html
redneck home improvement manual-powerpoint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies047.html
BEER-powerpoint
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies048.html
Someone goofed-wmv
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/movies049.html
THE COMICS
sometimes, you might not want to take it with you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s054.html
what color?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s055.html
the dood is not too bright
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s056.html
just married
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s057.html
what's wrong dear?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s058.html
kitty kitty kitty ???
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s059.html
try me now!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s060.html
a new daytime tv show...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s061.html
unconditional love
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s062.html
something we both can enjoy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s063.html
a man's dream...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/s064.html
THE JOKES!
A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man
behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18
holes of golf and a caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "We just received 8 brand
new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with
you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it
works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached
the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I
think my driver will do the job. "The robot caddie turned to
the man and said, "No sir.
Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."
Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good
contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to
the right front of the hole on the green. The golfer,
delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I
think this green is gonna break left to right."
The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe
this green will break right to left." He decided again to
listen to the machine, made his putt and birdied the hole
thanks to the robot. His entire game was the best game he
ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter
asked, "How was your game?" The golfer stated, "It was, by
far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you for letting me
take one of your robots.
The next week the golfer returned to the pro shop, turned to
the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes
of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
The gentleman from behind the counter turned and said, "We
had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck
could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the
sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just spray paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of em
didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, and the other
two robbed the pro shop."
______________
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around
to last night's big date. "So, how'd it go, David?" asked Rich.
"Terrible," admitted David. "The moment we got back to her place the phone started ringing.
There must have been fifteen calls from guys wanting to ask her out.
It never stopped, and we never got started."
Rich tried to comfort him. "It could have been worse, David. After all,
an attractive young woman's allowed to have her number in the
phone book, now isn't she?"
David replied, "Yeah, but not in the Yellow Pages."
________________
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees
a message. It says, "George Pope, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Who's George Pope?"
This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm George Pope."
"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!
The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at
the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."
__________________
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk
my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never
had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.
You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else."
The boy stared wide eyed and said, "Yes."
The father continued, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal.
It's called golf."
________________
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to
him, "Now, Mike, you need to be careful with Brutus. I know you love
him, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone
huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy thought a moment, and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it
was my birthday, and Aunt Doreen was here!"
BUFFALO'S
movies
magic fridge
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/062720.htm
streaker
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/062721.htm
drink
http://www.buffalosjokes.com/062722.htm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
(made in the USA)
THIS EZINE IS FREE TO ALL WHO ASK FOR IT
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PostmansCorner-
Disclaimer.:
Don't like what you read?
keep yer comments to yerself,
I don't give a rip:)
wanna unsubscribe? don't bug the list owner, he'll just send you a nasty email.
just hit reply to this email and...cya!!!
Good morning postman fans!
Well postman fans, I have a few editor friends that I want to introduce you to.
these publications are all FREE. I promised each of them that I would rally all
my postman fans and help them out with some new subscribers. So folks, don't let
me down here, subscribing to these won't cost you a thing, and you will have some
more great reading! Lets show em what we're made of!
SUBSCRIBE TO THESE FREE EZINES!
recommended by Martin aka the postman!
Beer In Food Recipes
Historic and contemporary recipes using beer.
http://www.thepostm
Thrive & Prosper eZine
your ezine for success in Health, Wealth, Relationships and abundant
and provident living
http://www.thepostm
The Freebie Cafe
We gather the best and newest Freebies on the web.
New Sweeps and Contests in each issue.
Shopping deals and codes, grocery coupons, and our website is updated daily.
http://www.thepostm
Badd Girl Training
We provide information, tips on a diversity of women interests:
christianity, sexuality,
beauty and health
http://www.thepostm
Growing Rich Newsletter
The Little-Known Secrets Of Attracting Wealth Through Your Very Own Secret Weapon!
http://www.thepostm
Sex Life Booster
We send out sex and relationship tips
http://www.thepostm
Inspirational Success Tips
Inspiring, Motivating, Informative and Uplifting.
http://www.thepostm
I'm sitting here eating a fresh picked bowl of raspberries. A poor man like me learns to
take advantage of the simpler pleasures in life. I don't have a fancy yacht. so, I have learned enjoy what I got.
28 years ago (29 the end of July) when me and the war department moved here to
West Michigan, we immediately took advantage of the fruit farms here in the area. Raspberries and strawberries,
pickem yourself...and such things as peaches, sweet cherries, apples, blueberries.
up on a farm in Iowa, we didn't have such things when I was a kid. Now, I have found such things utterly enjoyable, and every year of our 28 years, each summer
she and I fill our freezer with wonderful, fresh picked fruits. I probably will never own a yacht. but you know what? I don't think I
really need one. Pleasure in life is where you find it. And sometimes, I think there is more pleasure
in a bowl of fresh raspberries than the biggest yacht on the ocean. But then, what do I know, I'm just a dumb country redneck.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES!
jigsaw puzzle...swf file
http://www.thepostm
redneck home improvement manual-powerpoint
http://www.thepostm
BEER-powerpoint
http://www.thepostm
Someone goofed-wmv
http://www.thepostm
THE COMICS
sometimes, you might not want to take it with you
http://www.thepostm
what color?
http://www.thepostm
the dood is not too bright
http://www.thepostm
just married
http://www.thepostm
what's wrong dear?
http://www.thepostm
kitty kitty kitty ???
http://www.thepostm
try me now!
http://www.thepostm
a new daytime tv show...
http://www.thepostm
unconditional love
http://www.thepostm
something we both can enjoy
http://www.thepostm
a man's dream...
http://www.thepostm
THE JOKES!
A man goes to a public golf course. He approaches the man
behind the counter in the pro shop and says, "I would like 18
holes of golf and a caddie."
The man behind the counter says, "We just received 8 brand
new robot golf caddies. If you're willing to take one with
you out on the course and come back and tell me how well it
works, your round of golf is on me today."
The golfer obviously accepted the man's offer. He approached
the first tee, looked at the fairway and said to himself, "I
think my driver will do the job. "The robot caddie turned to
the man and said, "No sir.
Use your 3 wood. A driver is far too much club for this hole."
Hesitantly, the golfer pulled out his 3 wood, made good
contact with the ball, and the ball landed about 10 feet to
the right front of the hole on the green. The golfer,
delighted, turned to the robot and thanked him for his
assistance. As the golfer pulled out his putter he said, "I
think this green is gonna break left to right."
The robot then again spoke up and said, "No sir. I do believe
this green will break right to left." He decided again to
listen to the machine, made his putt and birdied the hole
thanks to the robot. His entire game was the best game he
ever played, thanks to the robot golf caddie.
Upon returning to the clubhouse, the man behind the counter
asked, "How was your game?" The golfer stated, "It was, by
far, the BEST game I ever played. Thank you for letting me
take one of your robots.
The next week the golfer returned to the pro shop, turned to
the man behind the counter and said, "I would like 18 holes
of golf and one of those robot golf caddies, please."
The gentleman from behind the counter turned and said, "We
had to get rid of the robots. We had too many complaints."
Confused, the golfer cried, "COMPLAINTS? Who in the heck
could've complained about those robots? They were incredible"
The man sighed and said, "Well, it wasn't their performance.
It was that they were made of shiny silver metal, and the
sun reflecting off them was blinding to other golfers on the fairway."
The golfer said, "So then why didn't you just spray paint them black?"
The man nodded sadly and replied, "We did. Then four of em
didn't show up for work, two filed for welfare, and the other
two robbed the pro shop."
____________
Two salesmen were writing up their orders when the conversation came around
to last night's big date. "So, how'd it go, David?" asked Rich.
"Terrible," admitted David. "The moment we got back to her place the phone started ringing.
There must have been fifteen calls from guys wanting to ask her out.
It never stopped, and we never got started."
Rich tried to comfort him. "It could have been worse, David. After all,
an attractive young woman's allowed to have her number in the
phone book, now isn't she?"
David replied, "Yeah, but not in the Yellow Pages."
____________
A substitute teacher walks into the classroom on the blackboard she sees
a message. It says, "George Pope, has got the biggest tool, in the whole damn school!"
She yells, "Who's George Pope?"
This kid in the back stands up and says, "I'm George Pope."
"Well, Jimmy, your staying after school!
The very next day when the substitute teacher walks in, she looks up at
the blackboard and written on it, it says, "PAYS to ADVERTISE."
____________
A father spoke to his son, "It's time we had a little talk
my son. Soon you will have urges and feelings you've never
had before. Your heart will pound and your hands will sweat.
You'll be preoccupied and won't be able to think of anything else."
The boy stared wide eyed and said, "Yes."
The father continued, "But don't worry, it's perfectly normal.
It's called golf."
____________
A little boy was roughhousing with his dog. His mother said to
him, "Now, Mike, you need to be careful with Brutus. I know you love
him, but you're loving him too much. How would you feel if someone
huge picked you up and squeezed you so hard you couldn't breathe?"
The boy thought a moment, and then said, "I guess I'd feel like it
was my birthday, and Aunt Doreen was here!"
BUFFALO'S
movies
magic fridge
http://www.buffalos
streaker
http://www.buffalos
drink
http://www.buffalos
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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