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Well postman fans. Have you heard the news about Paris Hilton?
Apparently her jail term has been a rather tramatic experience.
Rumor has it that she had a nervous break down the other day,
prompting her temporary release for medical reasons. Seems that
she found everybody wearing the same outfit in jail that she had! and it
caused her to have a nervous break down.
Jailers claim that she received no preferencial treatment while incarcerated.
Upon her release, Paris says she has had offers to star in a new movie...
Prison break III
we do hope you enjoy todays issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman!
THE COMICS!
why don't you do that at home?
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greeting cards for males
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what a waste
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nurse!!!
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the guy gets carried away
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serving suggestions
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Jose & Carlos are panhandling on the streets of America. Jose drives a Mercedes,
lives in a mortgage free house and has a lot of money to spend.
Carlos only brings in 2 to 3 dollars a day.
Carlos asks Jose how he can bring home a suitcase full of $10 bills every day.
Jose says "Look at your sign. It says: I have no work, a wife and 6 kids to support".
Carlos looks at Jose's sign.
It reads "I only need another $10.00 to move back to my country
____________
What's the major difference between wives and
husbands who are trying to have children?
Wives want to videotape the birth of their child.
Husbands want to videotape the conception.
____________
Two girls were comparing their experiences at
the company's annual Christmas party.
"Did you get laid, Sherry ?"
"Twice."
"Only twice?"
"Yeah, once by the band and once by the accounting department!
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Bill was in the corner bar having a few when his friend Phil
dropped in and joined him. It didn't take long for Phil to
notice a string hanging out of the back of Bill's shirt collar
that his friend kept tugging on.
Finally Phil couldn't contain his curiousity, and asked,
"What the hell's that string for?"
"Two weeks ago I had a date with that dish, Linda," Bill
explained, "and when I got her into the sack, would you
believe I couldn't perform? Made me so mad that I tied this
string to my dick, and every time I think of how it let me
down, I pull the string and make it kiss my ass."
____________
John, for heaven's sake, why can't you just talk to me once
in awhile?" whined Mari.
"Huh?" John responded.
"Look around you!" she yells as she points around the room. "All
these books. Your head is always buried in books. You don't even
know I'm alive!"
"Oh. I'm sorry."
"You know, sometimes I wish I were a book. Then you'd at least
look at me."
"Hmmm," John mumbled in deep thought, "that's not a bad idea.
Then I could take you to the library every few days and change
you for something more interesting.
BUFFALO'S
Movies
Close 2
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Coca Cola Party
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Cookie Blues
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman!
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