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the quieter you become,
the more you can hear


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
UPDATE:For the benefit of those asking:
The war department is doing nicely. She does
have a bit of pain and throbbing, but that is 
to be expected. She is recovering from surgery
slowly. For my own copd issues: The oxygen
people came out yesterday and replaced my 
machine. Seems that did the trick, because it was
not long ....mere minutes...that things started
getting better again. Don't know what or why that
happened but a replacement of equipment did 
marvelously. Life is good once more.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

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Alexa

if you have complications

why is it important 

Alexander

doc I'm worried

I'm not big enough

don't need alcohol

you encourage him

if we get caught

buckle up

when we grow up

thought you said

is it the dad or the mom

not crazy

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JOKES

travel by stagecoach

drive down Sunset blvd.

magnetism

12 step internet recovery program

2 men out hunting in the woods

I sold that ugly suit

the ultimate computer

a woman's ultimate fantasy

the world according to men

we've been trying for months


There are a blonde, brunette, and a redhead at a maternity ward.​
The redhead says she's having a girl because when she had sex she was on top.​
The brunette says she's having a boy because the guy was on top.​
The brunette and redhead notice the blonde starting to cry.​
They asked her what was wrong and she said, "I'm having puppies.​
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A man went to the Underwear Company for his 3rd interview.
The manager says, "If you can answer these 3 questions right, the job is yours!  
We package our underwear in 5 packs, 7 packs and 12 packs......why?"
The man thinks for a moment and replies, "The 5 packs are for french women, 
they don't wear underwear on the weekend!
The 7 packs are for American women, they change their underwear everyday!
And the 12 packs are for men! They only change their underwear once a month!!"

Want to truly understand your man?
Just simply match the questions of "What A Man Says" with "What A Man Wants". 
Give yourself one point for each correct answer!
"What A Man Says"
1. "These flowers are for you."
2. "Can I have your number?"
3. "You look beautiful."
4. "I've enjoyed tonight."
5. "What we have is special."
6. "I love you."
"What A Man Wants"
A. Sex
B. Sex
C. Sex
D. Sex
E. Sex
F. Sex
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Rio de Janeiro Vacation Travel Guide

Gerald R. Ford - the new flagship of the US NAVY

Petroleum - summary of the modern history of oil

Shasta Dam Tour Highlights April 2017

Climbing 300-Foot Wind Turbines for a Living

Bill Cosby- Dentists

Things We Feel Bad LAUGHING AT!

RMS Titanic: Fascinating Engineering Facts

A Pilot Risks His Career to Report a UFO

Watch This Self-Proclaimed Idiot Hop Freight Trains To Montauk

Policeman White Undies Prank

Mad Tv-Dot and the Psychiatrist

Coral Gardening | South Pacific | BBC Earth

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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

I get so mad

now I am wanted

I am fire

benefits of a good vocabulary

you know you are ugly

what I thought

the penis poem

how am I supposed to trust you

we should refer to levels as age

a nasty look

eating ice cream for breakfast

anal bleaching

can't promise you the world

Walmart

my boyfriend is loyal

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