You get in life what you have the courage to ask for
welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
The next week or two is going to be a bit tricky.
The war department goes in tomorrow morning for
out patient surgery. She is gonna have some work done
on her hand and hopefully fix tendons that are suffering
from arthritis troubles. Granted, it is not exactly a major
issue, but it will mean that roles will be reversed. I gotta
be taking care of her rather than the other way around.
The patient takes care of the nurse. How different is that,
right? I will do my best to keep the jokes and chuckles
flowing. But you will understand if the issues may be a bit
sporadic,
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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MEMES N TOONS
27 beers later
after the cleaning accident
hope he never has to use it
a volcano
I told you
spontaneous
ripped off
why are you watching backwards
the elderly woman was out walking her dog
didn't have surgery
asks a question
quit my job
at the sleep clinic
already peeled
accounting
Bloke walks into a bar with an elephant. "This elephant will do anything,"
he announces proudly.
"All right," says the barman. "Make it stand on one leg."
So the bloke lifts the elephant's ear up and whispers something to the
elephant. Moments later the great grey beast lifts itself up onto its hind
legs then carefully balances itself up on one leg. The crowd in the bar go
wild with enthusiastic cheering.
"Very clever," says the barman. "Now lets see it fuck my cat." And so
saying, he plonks the genial bar cat onto the bar.
The bloke with the elephant thinks a moment then takes the cat and places it
on the floor in front of the elephant (who is still poised Bolshoi like on
one leg). He gets up on tip toe and whispers something in the elephant's
ear. As silence descends on the drinkers in the bar, the man steps back and
the elephant teeters over and comes crashing down, splattering Tiddles
across the floor.
"There you go," says the bloke. "That's fucked it."
There was a redneck father and son who were always in competition
with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a
university. He wanted to major in medicine.
A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the
dumps. "How was the exam?" asked his father. "They asked quite a
lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff. I
got a score of 75%. It wasn't
good enough to get accepted," the boy replied. "Well in that I better
take that exam myself," the father said. So off to the university he
went.A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the
dumps. "How was the exam?" asked his son. "They asked quite a lot
of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and I got all
wrong but one." "Gee, Dad.
Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you
come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell", said the father, " I got that one wrong as well."
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JOKES
a fellow named Randall
rules of bedroom golf
the topic of the day
beautiful
truth about life from children
truth about life from adults
Bill's wife was unfaithful
is this a union house
the direct approach
driving in a small town
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
I will call him George - Looney Tunes compilation
Space, The Infinite Frontier: Dr. Kent Wahler - SNL
How Geography Turned the Sahara Green
Funny crazy cat videos - Compilation 2016
Great White vs. Orca
25 Most Feared Pirates To Ever Set Sail
Plane Hits Birds And Lands In Cornfield
Dummy Dogs | "Dog Fails" | FailArmy
Meet the Man Who Beat 'Pac-Man'
Bull Elk Charges People in National Park || ViralHog
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
life is like a roller coaster
after winning the game
the glass
proof reading
growing up in the eighties
the roofing company
lets be thankful
I will not forget
today
asking for water
hi this is Randy
improvised
my job interview
ppl who use the wrong word
irony
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