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You get in life what you have the courage to ask for


welcome to:
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

HELLO POSTMAN FANS!
The next week or two is going to be a bit tricky.
The war department goes in tomorrow morning for
out patient surgery. She is gonna have some work done
on her hand and hopefully fix tendons that are suffering
from arthritis troubles. Granted, it is not exactly a major
issue, but it will mean that roles will be reversed. I gotta
be taking care of her rather than the other way around.
The patient takes care of the nurse. How different is that,
right? I will do my best to keep the jokes and chuckles
flowing. But you will understand if the issues may be a bit
sporadic,

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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MEMES N TOONS

27 beers later

after the cleaning accident

hope he never has to use it

a volcano

I told you

spontaneous

ripped off

why are you watching backwards

the elderly woman was out walking her dog

didn't have surgery

asks a question

quit my job

at the sleep clinic

already peeled

accounting

Bloke walks into a bar with an elephant. "This elephant will do anything,"
he announces proudly.
"All right," says the barman. "Make it stand on one leg."
So the bloke lifts the elephant's ear up and whispers something to the
elephant. Moments later the great grey beast lifts itself up onto its hind
legs then carefully balances itself up on one leg. The crowd in the bar go
wild with enthusiastic cheering.
"Very clever," says the barman. "Now lets see it fuck my cat." And so
saying, he plonks the genial bar cat onto the bar.
The bloke with the elephant thinks a moment then takes the cat and places it
on the floor in front of the elephant (who is still poised Bolshoi like on
one leg). He gets up on tip toe and whispers something in the elephant's
ear. As silence descends on the drinkers in the bar, the man steps back and
the elephant teeters over and comes crashing down, splattering Tiddles
across the floor.
"There you go," says the bloke. "That's fucked it."


There was a redneck father and son who were always in competition
with each other. One day the son left to take an entrance exam at a
university. He wanted to major in medicine.
A week later he returned from his trip looking very down in the
dumps. "How was the exam?" asked his father. "They asked quite a
lot of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and stuff. I
got a score of 75%. It wasn't
good enough to get accepted," the boy replied. "Well in that I better
take that exam myself," the father said. So off to the university he
went.A week later the father returned from his trip looking very down in the
dumps. "How was the exam?" asked his son. "They asked quite a lot
of 'fill in the missing letter' questions about first aid and I got all
wrong but one." "Gee, Dad.
Which question was that?"
"The question was...", started the father, "What do you do when you
come across a lady which has fainted. You feel her pu_s_?"
"That's easy", the son replied. "The answer is pulse."
"Oh, hell", said the father, " I got that one wrong as well."


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JOKES

a fellow named Randall

rules of bedroom golf

the topic of the day

beautiful

truth about life from children

truth about life from adults

Bill's wife was unfaithful

is this a union house

the direct approach

driving in a small town


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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

​I will call him George - Looney Tunes compilation

​Space, The Infinite Frontier: Dr. Kent Wahler - SNL

​How Geography Turned the Sahara Green

Funny crazy cat videos - Compilation 2016

Great White vs. Orca

25 Most Feared Pirates To Ever Set Sail

Plane Hits Birds And Lands In Cornfield

Dummy Dogs | "Dog Fails" | FailArmy

Meet the Man Who Beat 'Pac-Man'

Bull Elk Charges People in National Park || ViralHog


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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR

life is like a roller coaster

after winning the game

the glass

proof reading

growing up in the eighties

the roofing company

lets be thankful

I will not forget

today

asking for water

hi this is Randy

improvised

my job interview

ppl who use the wrong word

irony

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