our real power is deciding who outside
ourselves will have control over us.
welcome to:
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MEMES N TOONS
Walter says
hey there kitty
tossing caution to the wind
spinach
don't ask
are you looking
marriage
not getting anything done all day?
what a look
my secret
anger management
what did you learn in school today
in Scotland
talking about Christmas
your car reeks of weed
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JOKES
out for a drive in the country
take the bull
democrats and republicans
sonny we have a special request
want a divorce
filled out his shorts
we were counting today
2 starving cannibals
2 nuns smoking a cigarette
sightseeing in Toronto
Here's a prime example of "Men Are From Mars, Women Are From Venus"
Offered by an English professor from the University of Phoenix:
The professor told his class one day: "Today we will experiment with a new
form called the tandem story. The process is simple. Each person will pair off
with the person sitting to his or her immediate right.
As homework tonight, one of you will write the first paragraph of a short story.
You will e-mail your partner that paragraph and send another copy to me.
The partner will read the first paragraph and then add another paragraph to the
story and send it back, also sending another copy to me.
The first person will then add a third paragraph, and so on back-and-forth.
Remember to re-read what has been written each time in order to keep the story coherent.
There is to be absolutely NO talking outside of the e-mails and anything
you wish to say must be written in the e-mail.
The story is over when both agree a conclusion has been reached."
The RIGHT (R) and WRONG (W) things to say to a man after sex:
R: You're the one
W: Next.
R: You really know how to satisfy a woman.
W: What the hell was that? Do you have to catch a plane?
R: You're the best I've ever had.
W: You're almost as good as my cousin Earl.
R: What color are your eyes?
W: Is my discharge still brown?
R: You make me forget my problems.
W: You make me forget I'm just 15.
R: I think we should go away for the weekend.
W: I think we should go to the clinic.
The salesman stopped at a farmhouse one evening to ask for room and board for the night.
The farmer told him there was no vacant room.
"I could let you sleep with my daughter," the farmer said, "if you promise not to bother her."
The salesman agreed. After a hearty supper, he was led to the room.
He undressed in the dark, slipped into bed,
and felt the farmer's daughter at his side.
He decided to have his way with her, he finished and rolled over and went to sleep.
The next morning he asked for his bill.
"It'll be just two dollars, since you had to share the bed," the farmer said.
"Your daughter was very cold," the salesman said.
"Yes, I know," said the farmer. "We're going to bury her today.
A guide is showing a Texan the Niagara Falls. "I'll bet you don't have anything like that in Texas!"
"Nope, I reckon we don't," said the Texan. "But we've got plumbers who could fix it."
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A LITTLE BIT OF HUMOR
a good place
get yours today
yoda says
been bad
I promise
its hard enough
the teacher says
is it kale
he is a prisoner
the horse auction
do you ever wish
3 wisehes
live on Elm St
people are excited
avert your eyes
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