THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Not too long ago, our old Kirby vacuum cleaner finally
gave up the ghost. This old thing was a piece of crap from
the first time we brought it home. Admittedly, it ran forever,
but you had to go over the same spot 3 times or more to get it
reasonably clean. To top it off, 2 weeks after the warranty ran
out, so did the motor. Seemed like a fortune to fix at the time.
We swore that whenever the thing finally died we would get us a
new vac. And now 10 years later it finally breathed its last, thank
God. Now, the war department and me have differing ideas on vacuums,
but hey, its her thing, right? She pics out a new Kenmore. The most
expensive one she can find at Sears.
"But hon, it has all the attachments."she said.
"You can vacuum drapes."she said
"You can do the stairway. You can do the couch. 6 different attachments!"
she said.
Of course,being a well trained hubby, I did not point out to her that
in 30 years, I never ever saw her vacuum drapes. Nor did I mention you
could edge the stairway more simply by just taking a carpet brush to it.
Considering this new Kenmore that she bought? It is so heavy,
you need a battalion of Apache helicopters
to move it from one room to another just to use the stupid thing. Well, I
cannot use such a monster with my emphasyma. So, the other day, I bought a
light weight 3 in 1 Bissel from Walmart for around 20 bux so I can do the
floor in the office. Works on carpet, and laminate, and weighs in barely
at 2 pounds It works like a charm. Has a little light weight univesral
attachment for the corners that will do about all u need to for edging.
Anyways,I bring it home and she wrinkles up her nose. Undaunted, I used it
as she looked on, fascinated. Yesterday, I wake up and she is vacumming the
living room floor with my little 20$ Bissel.
"What happened to your deluxe Kenmore that was the cadillac vacuum?"
"I took it back."
However, over 30 years of husband training has taught me NOT to say the words,
"I told you so."
TRUST ME...s truth! :)
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
jokes#1
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j278.html
jokes#2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j279.html
jokes#3
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j280.html
jokes#4
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j281.html
jokes#5
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j282.html
blonde Darryl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j283.html
jokes#7
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j284.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
my son
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a955.html
group project
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a957.html
priorities
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a958.html
five situps
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a959.html
my brain
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a960.html
oh my god
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a961.html
the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a962.html
donuts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a963.html
go ask mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a964.html
she said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a965.html
the reason why
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a966.html
surprise sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a967.html
drama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a968.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
calling turkeys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4182.html
it came for a visit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4183.html
trick dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4184.html
mobile phone
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4185.html
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FUN PAGES
Same Day Repeating Itself
http://tinyurl.com/m4hf2gk
Cop Cookie Jar
http://tinyurl.com/a86uof2
Virtual Stapler
http://tinyurl.com/aojmn9x
A Coin Has Three Sides
http://tinyurl.com/luhtskf
Amusing Greeting Card
http://tinyurl.com/ltxgnfo
THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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