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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
your final solution for Internet humor!

People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness.
Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Not too long ago, our old Kirby vacuum cleaner finally
gave up the ghost. This old thing was a piece of crap from
the first time we brought it home. Admittedly, it ran forever,
but you had to go over the same spot 3 times or more to get it
reasonably clean. To top it off, 2 weeks after the warranty ran
out, so did the motor. Seemed like a fortune to fix at the time.
We swore that whenever the thing finally died we would get us a
new vac. And now 10 years later it finally breathed its last, thank
God. Now, the war department and me have differing ideas on vacuums,
but hey, its her thing, right? She pics out a new Kenmore. The most
expensive one she can find at Sears.
"But hon, it has all the attachments."she said.
"You can vacuum drapes."she said
"You can do the stairway. You can do the couch. 6 different attachments!"
she said.
Of course,being a well trained hubby, I did not point out to her that
in 30 years, I never ever saw her vacuum drapes. Nor did I mention you
could edge the stairway more simply by just taking a carpet brush to it.
Considering this new Kenmore that she bought? It is so heavy,
you need a battalion of Apache helicopters
to move it from one room to another just to use the stupid thing. Well, I
cannot use such a monster with my emphasyma. So, the other day, I bought a
light weight 3 in 1 Bissel from Walmart for around 20 bux so I can do the
floor in the office. Works on carpet, and laminate, and weighs in barely
at 2 pounds It works like a charm. Has a little light weight univesral
attachment for the corners that will do about all u need to for edging.
Anyways,I bring it home and she wrinkles up her nose. Undaunted, I used it
as she looked on, fascinated. Yesterday, I wake up and she is vacumming the
living room floor with my little 20$ Bissel.
"What happened to your deluxe Kenmore that was the cadillac vacuum?"
"I took it back."
However, over 30 years of husband training has taught me NOT to say the words,
"I told you so."
TRUST ME...s truth! :)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

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blonde Darryl
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

my son
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group project
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priorities
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five situps
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my brain
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oh my god
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the cat
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donuts
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go ask mom
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she said
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the reason why
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surprise sex
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drama
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

calling turkeys
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it came for a visit
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trick dog
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mobile phone
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FUN PAGES

Same Day Repeating Itself
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Cop Cookie Jar
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Virtual Stapler
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A Coin Has Three Sides
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Amusing Greeting Card
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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