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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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I can't dance, and I can't sing but I can always hum the music

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
So, did you have a good mothers day?
It was a quiet one for us. Got the war department
her favorite gift for the event. She always wants
$$$ so she can plant more flowers in the front yard.
We have beautiful tulips. I would get a picture of it,
but unfortunately, we had a hard overnight frost and they
are not looking so good at the moment. Daughter was
admitted to the hospital early Sunday morning. That baby
is just being stubborn.!! We figured
we would have news but as of 8pm last night, her last
phone call, said they gave her a epidural or whatever that
thing is. you ladies know. No word since. Well, no reports... what is that
they say? no news is good news? I'll make an exception in this
case! I wanna hear sompin already! time for some jokes!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES ON THE WEB

vibrators better than sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j232.html

the polish guy in Home Depot
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j233.html

3 funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j234.html

Paddy goes to the dentist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j235.html

blonde jokes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j236.html

2 plus 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j237.html

you look terrible
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j238.html
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

how worse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a871.html

love makes the world go round
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a872.html

don't be absurd
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a873.html

accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a874.html

curling irons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a875.html

on the beach
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a876.html

my best friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a877.html

fire in the hole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a878.html

fishin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a879.html

the hotel
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a880.html

the smirk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a881.html

deaths in 2011
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a882.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

COWARD OF THE COUNTY
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4152.html

Yorkie puppy attack my baby boy.
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4153.html

The Girls on Fox News
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4154.html

shake that ass
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4155.html

the kiss
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4156.html

helpful atm
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4157.html

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FUN PAGES

Me Being One
http://tinyurl.com/cq463pj

Megadeth Lyrics
http://tinyurl.com/bnls543

What You Say It Is
http://tinyurl.com/cmejlpe

I Am A Thief
http://tinyurl.com/co467rf

Dear Abby
http://tinyurl.com/cr9vs2z

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

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