[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

The speed with which a woman says "nothing,"
when asked, "What's wrong?" is inversely proportional to the
 severity of the shit storm that's about to follow.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
GOALS WILL HELP YOU REACH SUCCESS 
Your present circumstances don't determine where you can go, 
they merely determine your starting place. 
The purpose of goals is to focus your attention on your future. 
Magical things will begin when you set them. 
Your power to accomplish becomes a reality when you have a goal. 
Your mind reaches toward achievement when it has clear objectives. 
Goals give you a starting place and a destination. 
Just focus the full power of all you are 
on what you have a burning desire to attain, 
and you will achieve success. 
Act on your dreams and they are yours. 

 

We do hope  you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

Joseph and the bust of Stalin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j196.html

comdedy shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j197.html

teacher gives a lesson in sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j198.html

2 Englishmen at the pub
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j199.html

when the boss retired
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j200.html

Joseph gets his picture taken
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j201.html

q and a
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j202.html
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

twister
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a794.html

control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a795.html

jail time
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a796.html

the dog and your girlfriend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a797.html

my heart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a798.html

when I was a kid
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a799.html

subway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a800.html

hair style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a801.html

grown kangaroo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a802.html

little Bobbie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a803.html

sometimes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a804.html

I told you
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a805.html

morning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a806.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

The difference between dogs and cats :-)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4125.html

Hoedown - Drunk Mother
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4126.html

Annoying Orange - In the Dark
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4127.html

Lindsay Lohan Crab Walk - Family Guy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4128.html

artistic flash mob
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4129.html
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FUN PAGES

Crazy Nintendo Facts
http://tinyurl.com/czral25

Catception
http://tinyurl.com/cvkh744

Today Is What Happens
http://tinyurl.com/d2wc4kc

8 Bit Movie Posters
http://tinyurl.com/cbtbmxa

Toilight: Breaking Wind
http://tinyurl.com/bnxlkrp

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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