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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

Why is it, after a bombing, everyone blames the bomber,
but after a shooting, the problem is the gun?

 
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Amazing to me. Every spring its the same thing.
Although we dutifully put the additive in the mower
when we put it away for the winter, do all the right
things and such, never fails. Get the silly thing out
in the spring, doesn't start. %$#^%$#&^ take it into
the shop for a tune up. Well, last year I said what the
hell. what's the point in adding that stuff to the gas if
it does not help anyways? right? so, last season when we put
it away, we just didn't bother with that. Well guess what?
got the mower out today finally. First day of the season. Fired
right up. Ran like a champ. What's up with that ??

 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

3 short funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j214.html

q and a
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j215.html

staying for dinner
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j216.html

fathers occupation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j217.html

raking leaves
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j218.html

speak 3 languages
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j219.html

the volunteer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j220.html
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THE FUNNY PAGES

hard work
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a830.html

one way
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a831.html

think
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a833.html

duct tape
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a834.html

facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a835.html

doing nothing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a836.html

growing up
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a837.html

robbers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a839.html

shortest joke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a840.html

redneck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a841.html

gun control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a842.html

no matter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a843.html

I spent my money
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a844.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Dirdy Birdy spinning pole
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4138.html

Sexy Girl Public Shower Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4139.html

BIKERS ARE AWESOME
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4140.html

Hulk Hogan vs The Undertaker
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4141.html
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FUN PAGES

We Heard You Had Tootsie Pops
http://tinyurl.com/c2g9rch

Entertain Crazy People Online
http://tinyurl.com/ce5894b

Cheating Bastard
http://tinyurl.com/brwcwwd

Tails In Your Freezer
http://tinyurl.com/blf33ph

Computer Without Internet
http://preview.tinyurl.com/cl4vvza

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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