[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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Everything in life is temporary.
So if things are going good,
enjoy it because it won't last forever.
And if things are going bad, don't worry,
because it won't last forever.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department has had a couple days off
and was hoping she would be able to spend time with
older grand daughter while new grand son arrived in the
world. Alas, such has not happened. And she has spent the
time in the yard with the flowers instead. That killed a good chunk of
one day. Today, she spent a good deal of the day sleeping late,
and then baking. Cake, cookies. roast for dinner. 3 different
kinds of bread. Everything was absolutely awesome for supper but
the house felt like a hundred degrees after all day with the oven
going. And the day was actually a bit chilly outside. Tomorrow she says
she is going to declare war on house cleaning. I suspect this will
be a good time to go find a Tim Horton's for a donut and a coffee
with a good novel. Can you tell, I'm starting to run out of anything
important to say? The war department says I never HAVE had anything
important to say. Oh well, maybe this is a good time to shaddup and
tell some jokes instead? Besides, if I keep talking here, I will
merely proove she is right:)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

2 blondes go to San Jose
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j221.html

some quick ones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j222.html

the young lady and the Scotsman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j223.html

sex definitions
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j224.html

the blonde who misunderstood
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j225.html

a little clarification
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j226.html
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

happy birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a845.html

problem child
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a846.html

access denied
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a847.html

father I have sinned
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a848.html

the dog said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a849.html

just to think
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a850.html

the bully
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a851.html

marriage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a852.html

problems
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a853.html

are we there yet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a854.html

play with a girls heart
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a855.html

oh shit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a856.html

how come
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a857.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Why nurses burn out
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4142.html

Elevator Murder Experiment
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4143.html

Paper is not dead
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4144.html

andre the rappin cockatoo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4145.html

pizza strip tease
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4146.html

the redhead and the blonde
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4147.html
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FUN PAGES

Katy Perry vs. the Peacock
http://tinyurl.com/d7lb3bt

Life Is Your Pathway
http://tinyurl.com/bowsrhk

Computer Without Internet
http://tinyurl.com/cl4vvza

Personality Painting
http://tinyurl.com/cexaefu

In The Center of My Self
http://tinyurl.com/dy772gh

Relax... It's a Leg
http://tinyurl.com/cpvavoq

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

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