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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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when you have to start compromising yourself or your
morals for the people around you, its time to change
the people around you

 

GOOD MORNIN GPOSTMAN FANS!
The other night, the 'trailer park transplants' next door
were busy hooping and hollering till about 4am.
it was a little bothersome after a while. But we all managed to
fall into a fitful sleep inspite of it. And I decided to get
even early the next day. Altho Turk the dog, aka Carlos
the Rat usually does not much
like to rise and shine before 9am, I got him up and took him out
about 630am. AND, I took his favorite tug of war toy outside with us.
He looked up at me with a somewhat groggy and 'what the h*** is wrong
with u' kindof doggy look for a few minutes. There is only 12 feet
betwen our house and theirs, with a privacy fence running thru it
but it does little to deaden noise. I positioned myself in the middle
of our side, and pretty much directly under neath their second floor
bedroom windows. Proceeding to tease Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat,
it was not long before he was after the toy, and barking in full force:)
I kept it up for a good 15 minutes until I heard some very loud cursing
immenating from their domicile, and then someone closed the big upstairs
window. I expect that Turk the dog aka Carlos the Rat did NOT
do a whole lot to help their hang overs. Revenge is sweet:)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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