[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
changing the world, one smile at a time

 

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always
find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
Jascha Heifetz

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
How is your long weekend going? the weather here has
been superb.!! In the low 70s. Altho I must say
the night has been a bit nippy as it dips down to 55.
This is good as there is narry a skeeter to be found and
hardly no bugs. Seems they think its too cold. It also keeps
the trailer park transplants quieter as its too chilly
at night to hang outside and drink beer. Ispite of the good
weather, we do not do outdoor cooking much any more as she says
its too much work. In the meantime, she has spent most of the
weekend in traditional Memorial day fashion. she usually takes
a "Benjamin" or more down to the local green house to invest
in more flowers. Usually at this time of year it is petunias,
marigolds, and what the heck, I can't remember the rest.
Impatients maybe? I forgot:) The tulips are pretty well finished
now, so the new stuff continues the burst of color in the front
yard that she works so hard for. The back yard is ablaze with these
big orange ones I call Tiger lillies, altho that is probably not the
right name. and them little blue things? violets, maybe. Anyways
whatever they are called, they are beautiful. I hope that all of u are
having a great weekend or what is left of it. Had a great day yesterday.
Daughter's fam came over for lunch ...fried chicken and pulled pork bbq!!!
And then its kick back and play with the grand daughter and new
lil grand son. And u know what else? finish the afternoon with a good long nap:)
So it was a perfect day!
Today will be pretty uneventful. Other than a trip to Sonic's with son.
I like to start every summer out with a good ole bannana split. I
get one every year, and I'm quite happy that Sonic opened their doors
here in our fair city this year. :)
Have a good memorial day!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE JOKES

the woman and the milk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j323.html

the horse races
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j324.html

the rich man in Las Vegas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j325.html

Murphy's law on love and sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j326.html

men vs dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j327.html

Pope Francis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j328.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

drinking vodka
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b052.html

car show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b053.html

the vacuum cleaner bag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b054.html

one more chance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b055.html

an equal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b056.html

hair restore
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b057.html

pharmacy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b058.html

dyslexics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b059.html

phew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b060.html

100 women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b061.html

some days
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b062.html

gallbladder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b063.html

I wonder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b064.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Memorial Day Tribute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4209.html

The Drunken People Compilation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4210.html

Paley Whaley Beaches Himself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4211.html

Pigeons - Cute animation cartoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4212.html
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FUN PAGES

Always Somebody Somewhere
http://tinyurl.com/owgswbh

Chicago Police Dog
http://tinyurl.com/o95oq44

Mother Of The Year
http://tinyurl.com/o5n4zrr

Truth Is In The Past
http://tinyurl.com/nzq667a

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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