[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
a days worth of humor in one issue!

 

The only reason some people get lost in thought
is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
U ever hear that expression, "life happens" ?
well, I know momma has always taught me that. Just
that sometimes you need a reminder. And it happened with
a vengeance last Thursday. Went over to the carpet place
with the war department. We collected a few samples as we
are ready for the final faze of our kitchen project. We just
need to get linoleum and remodeling is done. We had been saving
up our nickels and dimes in the "flooring" fund. cuz we did not
want to withdraw any of our current savings or use a credit card.
Anyways, came home with the linoleum samples to decide which one
we wanted when we discovered that the motor had blown on our old
15 year old freezer. Ugg. at 445 on Thursday afternoon,How to find a repair
man to come over the day b4 a holiday and even if we did, who wants
to dump a ton of money in to a unit that old? So anyways, to make a
long story short, what the heck. When I called Menards, they said they
could deliver a nice one with Friday delivery! I admit, the shopping
aspect was a little limited, but when u are under pressure, you do not
have a lot of options. After all if the problem went unresolved Friday,
we stood to lose more than 200 bux worth of food.  So, to make a long
story short, we now have a new Whirlpool freezer, and most of our savings
for the new kitchen floor is gone. sigh.
so, my momma was prophetic when she said "Life happens."
however, my daddy had a couple to add to her statements.
He also said, "There is no getting ahead in this world for a working man"
and perhaps my favorite of all? He said,
"SH*T HAPPENS!!"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE JOKES

brother died
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j310.html

the still
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j311.html

3 shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j312.html

more shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j313.html

funny looking cow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j314.html

riddles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j315.html

top ten things...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j316.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

in 70 years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b027.html

hello honey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b028.html

drunk again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b029.html

http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b030.html

my wallet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b031.html

playing games
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b032.html

when I find it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b033.html

seen on facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b034.html

you mad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b035.html

you look different
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b036.html

the goat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b037.html

sharks!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b038.html

health
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b039.html

special medication
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b040.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

PEOPLE ARE AWESOME
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4201.html

MOTIVATION Be Great, Powerful Beyond Measure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4202.html

Funny Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4203.html

Banned Commercial **WARNING: Not for the sensitive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4204.html
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FUN PAGES

Love You
http://tinyurl.com/acj563g

Snowmobile Crashes Into A Tree
http://tinyurl.com/bbkay9l

Imported Sex Slave
http://tinyurl.com/ozbsxb4

It Is Not An Illusion
http://tinyurl.com/oj4g5sx

Homeless Man Saves Newborn
http://tinyurl.com/q7sxx6t

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

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