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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
a day's worth of humor in every issue!

Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own,
but other peoples are unbearable.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other day, the war department got this silly
idea that our house needs a new door bell. About 15 years
ago, our original door bell gave up the ghost. It was
an old style one. The wire ran inside the door, up across
the entryway, and down across the dining room wall into the
nearest electrical outlet. Then it had this huge old door
bell buzzer contraption that plugged into the wall outlet for
power. When u pressed the button, it was not chimes, it
was the old buzzer sound and it was horrendous. I suspect
that anytime someone rang our "buzzer" the neighbors next
door probably thot it was a Russian mig flying over head to
drop a nuclear bomb. it was so loud. It made about half the
dogs on our block howl in pain with the sound. Well, one day
the thing quit working and I jumped with glee and threw the blasted
thing in the garbage. We simply never bothered to replace the
buzzer and that is kindof nice. When the Jehovah'Witnesses or
an irritating door to door salesman comes around, they will stand
there 5 minutes pushing the door bell and we will never know they
are there. Well, to make a long story short, she bought a door bell
that has a transformer that u have to wire in to the nearest junction
box or circuit breaker box. Unfortunately the nearest place you can
wire it in means u would have to run the wire all along the outside
of the house and down into the basement, as it would be a monstrous
impossibility to crawl underneath our nasty old crawl space with the
wire back to the basement. She finally gave up the idea when she
discovered how much money and work it was gonna cost. Fortunately,
she has not discovered there are wireless magnetic units u can buy
which are simple to install. I have no intention of telling her about
them, either. I would just as soon preserve my peace and tranquilty.
Besides, our old school friends who have known us for years know to
simply go to the back door if they come over. And the x and y generation?
They don't use a door bell anyways, They just stand on the front porch
and call or text to let u know they are there :)
Enjoying the weekend?
the postman wishes pleasure and fun to all!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

funny shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j317.html

men vs women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j318.html

alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j319.html

the bikers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j320.html

3 short ones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j321.html

the business man in Japan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j322.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

get out of bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b041.html

the beggar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b042.html

animal antics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b043.html

melon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b044.html

dn't be silly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b045.html

getting old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b046.html

relax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b047.html

new software
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b048.html

a therapist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b049.html

a tree says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b050.html

the anaconda
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b051.html
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES

Coca Cola Super Bowl 2013 TV Spot: The Chase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4205.html

big size
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4206.html

this must be Turk?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4207.html

in the tree
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4208.html
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FUN PAGES

Peeing on Police Car
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Aging Poorly
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Did You Say Something?
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Hate To Be Him
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Copy Cat Pie Perv Burnt
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

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