[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

History is indeed little more than the register of the crimes,
follies and misfortunes of mankind.
Edward Gibbon

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

 

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordiall
Martin aka the postman

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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS!

in the big house...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a461.html

do you need to make a confession?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a462.html

the profit report
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a463.html

the circus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a464.html

a married woman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a465.html

a good friend
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a466.html

papa smurf
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a467.html

mixed signals
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a468.html

gun control
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a469.html

whats in that hole?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a470.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Beware of the Doghouse
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3093.html

Mais Marradas 5 Estrelas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3094.html

F35 AIR SHOW
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3095.html

Tiger and Dog Are Best Friends!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3096.html
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ON THE WEB

you know it will be a bad day if
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j006.html

the preacher and the evils of sin
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j007.html

question and answer
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j008.html

a conversation between two girls
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j009.html

lasting an hour
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j010.html
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My wife and I had words, but I didn't get to use mine.

Frustration is trying to find your glasses without your glasses.

Blessed are those who can give without remembering and take without forgetting.

The irony of life is that, by the time you're old enough to know
your way around, you're not going anywhere.

God made man before woman so as to give him time to think
of an answer for her first question.

I was always taught to respect my elders,
but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Every morning is the dawn of a new error.
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Old man Morris was in the hospital. Every time the
young nurse came in, she talked to him like a little
child. She would say in a patronizing tone of voice,
"And how are we doing this morning?" One day, Morris
decided to get back at the annoying nurse.
He had received apple juice with his breakfast. Since
he had been given a urine specimen bottle to fill,
you know where the juice went.
The nurse came in and picked up the bottle. She looked
at it and said, "It seems we are a little cloudy today..."
At this, Morris snatched the bottle out of her hand,
popped off the top, and drank it down, saying, ..."Well,
I'll run it through again, and maybe I can filter
it better for you this time."
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FUN PAGES

14 Year Old Almost Wins X-Games
http://tinyurl.com/bye4kcd

Persistent Mode of Life
http://tinyurl.com/cwd4j52

The $50 Lesson
http://tinyurl.com/dynwf9q

Whack Your Boss
http://tinyurl.com/cjvh9m9

Enter The After Life
http://tinyurl.com/cae7453

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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