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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
John Stuart Mill

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The painting is done in my office and I am done
camping out in the living room! hurray! I am back
in the man cave and now face the daunting task of
reorganizing and moving crap back in. So far, I have
accomplished nothing more than setting up the tube
and my recliner. My laptop still languishes on the
dining room table. Unfortunately, at this point I am
totally lacking in any kindof energy. This copd thing
is kicking me in the tale. I think the paint fumes may
be dragging me down a bit. At any rate, mostly I spent
yesterday keeping the couch from falling off the floor. The
war department says it is something I am good at. I just
realized tho, I've been multi tasking yesterday. I have also
spent a great deal of time checking for cracks in my eyelids.
I have to make sure there is no sunlight coming thru. There
is nothing to report regarding the arrival of grandson.
Daughter says if he has not made his arrival by Thurs, she
is going to ask doc to induce labor. Hey I figger leave him
alone, the kid will get around to it when he is ready. (Altho
I must confess, that same argument has never been very succesful
any time I ever tried to apply it to the war department.)
There is one bit of sortof good news. remember a couple weeks
back I mentioned the war department was having some severe
swelling in her arms? well, after a huge amount of tests and
etc. , seems the docs think its an allergy condition, mostly
related to foods of all things. !!! go figger.
Right now, considering the dietary restrictions of the war department,
its easier to talk about what she actually can eat, than what
she cannot. That is ok, what she cannot have, I eat enough for
both of us:)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

 
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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