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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

You have succeeded in life when all you really
want is only what you really need.
Vernon Howard

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, we finally got a little bit of warm weather yesterday.
It was shirt sleeve weather after a dismal couple of
weeks of rainy, wet, and cold. Unfortunately, warm weather brings
a new set of problems for us folks who live in the ghe..ok, have
to keep reminding myself to be politically correct...in a "urban
neighborhood." Like many older 'hoods, our houses are pretty close
together and there is less than 12 feet between our own and the
hooligans who live next door. (the same bunch responsible for the
onslaught of the spanish onions.) These people are transplants, ever
hear of the term "trailer park trash"? these folks apparently got
lost one night on the way home from the bar. Not being able to find
the trailer park, apparently they decided to roost next door. If you
have read the Corner for any length of time, you will know that I am
born country with just a tad bit of red sunburn on the back
of my neck. But compared to these people, I appear to be a well mannered,
gentrified individual. Altho there is a 6 foot privacy
fence betwen us, it does little to separate us from their stupidity.
Last night I looked out about 10pm and they had a 6foot high bon fire
going in the back corner of their yard, about 8 foot away from the brand
new yard shed I built this summer.  Not wanting sparks to send an
investment of over a thousand dollars up in flames, I called the fire
department who promptly responded . Altho they put out the fire,
their beer party continued on their back steps. I believe in live and
let live, but I draw the line when its a risk to my family or home.
We did not need doors or windows open as it was still a bit chlly,
so I chose not to call about the noise. you know, I am glad for warm
weather, but at the same time, I am not looking forward to it this summer.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES ON THE WEB

jokes on the web
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an 85 year old widow goes on a blind date
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out of office
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the hillbilly and the anesthesiologist
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the native American who wanted a loan
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the pigmy club
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the judge and the drunk driving case
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

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FUN PAGES

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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