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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

Self-respect is the cornerstone of all virtue.
John Herschel

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

the golden arches
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little kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a452.html

365 times
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I like this one:)
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Maxine says
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and then I said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a456.html

sore knees
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what 30 years will do
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my sick wife
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a459.html

a dead husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a460.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Coolest guy at the boat ramp
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3089.html

wwe best moments to remember
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3090.html

Buddy Hackett on "The Tonight Show Starring Johnny Carson"
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3091.html

Whose line is it anyway
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3092.html

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TODAY ON THE WEB

suffering from depression
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j001.html

the prudish son
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j002.html

one day at the post office
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j003.html

you might live in a country run by idiots if...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j004.html

after church one Sunday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j005.html

I was at the pub the other night and overheard three
very hefty women talking at the bar.
Their accent appeared to be Irish, so I approached
and asked, "Hello, are you three lassies from Ireland ?"
One of them angrily screeched, "It's Wales,
Wales, you bloody idiot!"
So I apologized and replied, "I am so sorry. 
Are you three whales from Ireland?"
And that's .. .. .. 
When I had To Run For My Life!
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Mrs. Pete Monaghan came into the newsroom
to pay for her husband's obituary. She was told
by the kindly newsman that it was a dollar a word
and he remembered Pete and wasn't it too bad
about him passing away. She thanked him for
his kind words and bemoaned the fact that she
only had two dollars. But she wrote out the
obituary, "Pete died."
The newsman said he thought old Pete
deserved more and he'd give her three
more words at no charge. Mrs. Pete Monaghan
thanked him and rewrote the obituary:
"Pete died. Boat for sale."
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FUN PAGES

Doodle Devil
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Boat On The River
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The $50 Lesson
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Applies To Men Only
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Bikini Girls And Chairs
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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