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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

I have opinions of my own -- strong opinions -- but I don't always agree with them

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

TEN CANNOTS

1) You cannot bring about prosperity by discouraging thrift.

2) You cannot help small men by tearing down big men.

3) You cannot strengthen the weak by weakening the strong.

4) You cannot lift the wage earner by pulling down the wage payer.

5) You cannot help the poor man by destroying the rich.

6) You cannot keep out of trouble by spending more than your income.

7) You cannot further the brotherhood of man by inciting class hatred.

8) You cannot establish security on borrowed money.

9) You cannot build character and courage by taking away men's initiative and independence.

10) You cannot help men permanently by doing for them what they could and should do for themselves.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES ON THE WEB

lost in the dessert
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j072.html

the elderly woman and her last request
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j073.html

you might be Irish if,,,
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j074.html

an announcement from the French government
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j075.html

sam, John, and the plastic surgeon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j076.html

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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

those sad eyes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a591.html

duct tape
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a592.html

genius
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a593.html

life before twitter
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a594.html

fire exit
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a595.html

tell me a joke
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a596.html

google and Jesus
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a597.html

laughing so hard
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a598.html

did you know
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a599.html

pissed at your room mate?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a600.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Funny NBA Bloopers - 2012/2013
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4045.html

Ship My Pants
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4046.html

1951 - Pluto, Mickey Mouse - Plutopia
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4047.html

Angry Birds & the Mighty Eagle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4048.html

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FUN PAGES

French Girls
http://tinyurl.com/dxtryub

Pink Baby Cheeks
http://tinyurl.com/cgfpp6c

How I Define My Self
http://tinyurl.com/dxmhb5b

Tiny Thong
http://tinyurl.com/chhmrpn

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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