THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!
Start every day off with a smile and get it over with.
W. C. Fields
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS
work accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a441.html
polish suicide
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a442.html
a good question
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a443.html
a photo
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a444.html
let's get married
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a445.html
a scratching post
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a446.html
the letter L
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a447.html
don't jump
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a448.html
fishing
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a449.html
joke of the day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a450.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Funny Home Videos : Top 50 Funniest Videos Ever
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3085.html
Best-Just-For-Laughs -Best-Sexy-Pranks 2
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3086.html
Two Awesome Dancing Kids
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3087.html
Unlock The 007 In You - New Coke Zero Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3088.html
I'm so depressed.
My doctor refused to write
a prescription for Viagra.
He said it would be like putting a
new flagpole on a condemned building.
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A man decided that he was going to ride a 10-speed bike from Phoenix to
Flagstaff. He got as far as Black Canyon City before the mountains just
became too much and he could go no farther. He stuck his thumb out, but
after 3 hours hadn't gotten a single person to stop. Finally, a guy in
a Corvette pulled over and offered him a ride. Of course, the bike
wouldn't fit in the car. The owner of the Corvette found a piece of
rope lying by the highway and tied it to his bumper. He tied the other
end to the bike and told the man that if he was going too fast, to honk
the horn on his bike and that he would slow down. Everything went fine
for the first 30 miles. Suddenly, another Corvette blew past them. Not
to be outdone, the Corvette pulling the bike took off after the other.
A short distance down the road, the Corvettes, both going well over 120
mph, blew through a speed trap. The police officer noted the speeds
from his radar gun and radioed to the other officer that he had two
Corvettes headed his way at over 120 mph. He then relayed, "...and
you're not going to believe this, but there's guy on a 10 speed bike
honking to pass."
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Two women came before wise King Solomon, dragging between them a young
man in a three-piece suit. "This young CPA agreed to marry my
daughter," said one. "No! He agreed to marry MY daughter," said the
other. And so they haggled before the King, until he called for silence.
"Bring me my biggest sword," said Solomon, " and I shall hew the young
accountant in half. Each of you shall receive a half." "Sounds good to
me," said the first lady. But the other woman said, "Oh Sire, do not
spill innocent blood. Let the other woman's daughter marry him." The
wise king did not hesitate a moment. "The accountant must marry the
first lady's daughter," he proclaimed. "But she was willing to hew him
in two!" exclaimed the king's court. "Indeed," said wise King Solomon.
"That shows she is the TRUE mother-in-law."
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FUN PAGES
Cheating With Goofy
http://tinyurl.com/cxomeye
Celebrity Ages
http://tinyurl.com/d72x39l
I Am A Virgin
http://tinyurl.com/cknvd7d
Mental Age Quiz
http://tinyurl.com/azpq33z
Hands On A Pole
http://tinyurl.com/blfk5pm
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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