[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
Where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

Another possible source of guidance for teenagers is
television, but television's message has always been
that the need for truth, wisdom and world peace pales
by comparison with the need for a toothpaste that
offers whiter teeth *and* fresher breath.
Dave Barry
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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I really feel bad cuz I fooled so many of you with
yesterday's April fool's joke:) Not ...hehe. It was
quite obvious how many of you were Obama supporters and
how many of you were not, that is for sure! If it is
any consolation to you, the postman fell for a great
April fools joke himself. Son came home from work last
night and he woke me up.
"dad, I brought you some venison."
"Venison, what do you mean?"
"I hit a deer on the way home from work,
car is totalled."
"oh no!!!"
The postman falls hook line and sinker,
all stressed out and worried now.
"APRIL FOOLS!!!"

Darn kids these days anyways!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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THE COMICS

no more viruses for me
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a431.html

African style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a432.html

real life
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a433.html

never get jealous
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a434.html

r u sure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a435.html

little Johnny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a436.html

problem
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a437.html

how to get the girl
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a438.html

definition of a nerd
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a439.html

the robbery
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a440.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Funny Wedding Fails Compilation 2012
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3081.html

America's Funniest Home Videos part 783
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3082.html

Epic Old Man - Elderly Bank Robbers Prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3083.html

candid camera so Funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a3084.html

 ~ ODE TO THE FART~

A fart can be quiet... A fart can be loud....

Some leave a powerful, poisonous cloud...!

A fart can be short... A fart can be long...

Some farts have been - known to sound like a song...!

A fart can create a most curious medley...

A fart can be harmless ..., silent ..., or deadly...!

A fart might not smell ...  ... while others are vile...

A fart may pass quickly... or linger a while...!

A fart can occur in a number of places and leave everyone there...

With strange looks on their faces...!

From wide-open prairies, to small elevators a
fart will find you sooner or later...!

That farts are all bad... ... is simply not true...

For they give us pleasure all!
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My daughter Michelle is the commander of a Coast Guard
Cutter. When she gave my husband Bob a tour of her ship,
he was impressed by the neatness of all decks.
However, when Bob went to Michelle's house with her,
he couldn't believe the disorganization.
"Why is everything in its place on your ship," he
asked, "but your house is such a mess?"
"My house," Michelle said, "does not take 30-degree rolls."
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Six Basic Rules For Good Health

1. F***ing once a week is good for your health, every day is even better.

2. F***ing gives proper relaxation for your mind & body.

3. F***ing refreshes you.

4. After F***ing don't eat too much ... Go for more liquids.

5. F***ing can even reduce your cholesterol level !!!

SO ... REMEMBER ...

 

6. FISHING is good for your health and soul ...

And may the Good Lord cleanse your Filthy Mind !!!

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All of his life, Lars from the Soo had heard stories
of an amazing family tradition.   It seems that his
father, grandfather and great-grandfather had all
been able to walk on water on their 21st birthday.  
On that day, they'd walk across the lake to the boat
club for their first legal drink. So when Len's 21st
birthday came around, he and his pal Corky took a
boat out to the middle of the lake.   Len  stepped
out of the boat and nearly drowned!   Corky just
managed to pull him to safety.
Furious and confused, Lars went to see his grandmother. 
Grandma, it's my 21st Birthday, so why can't I walk
across the Lake like my father, his father,
and his father before him?
Granny looked into Lars eyes and said,"because you
dumb ass, your father, his father, and your great-grandfather
were born in January,you were born in July."
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FUN PAGES

Whack Your Boss
http://tinyurl.com/cjvh9m9

Road of the Dead Hacked
http://tinyurl.com/9wdfq2q

Bath Time Is So Much Fun
http://tinyurl.com/adfoxxd

Devil's Ride
http://tinyurl.com/bo27ltp

Model Dog
http://tinyurl.com/d929adv

That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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