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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

Death is nothing, but to live defeated and
inglorious is to die daily. - Napoleon Bonaparte

 

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Count em, 14 days! Rain, rain rain :(
I'm pretty sure that someone has captured the sun
as we have not seen more than about 4 or 5 hours of
sunlight during this time, either! Maybe it is a terrorist
plot sponsored by North Korea and they are holding the sun hostage,
I do not know. I believe that if this continues, I will
expect to see Noah's ark coming over the horizon.
The denizins of West Michigan are really getting tired of it.
I'll probably have to go to the hardware store and buy some
duct tape so I can fix my canoe!
Sad thing is, there seems to be little relief on the horizon
in the coming days. Rampant flooding everywhere. roads closed,
flooding basements. The local Grand River is contanimated with sewage
overflow from an antiquated sewer system. I feel sorry for the
communities who live downstream from our "not so fair" city
these days.

 

FROM:
THE INVESTIGATIVE REPORTS BUREAU OF
THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

The ACLU finalized preparation for a lawsuit today against the NFL
The suit alleges that use of Indan names associated with the football
league are degrading and discriminatory. The NFL says it will offer
to settle the dispute out of court. There fore, the Washington Redskins
will change their name to the Washington Foreskins in honor of all the
prics in Washington DC, effective immediately.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES ON THE WEB

Murphy's laws of computing
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Jeff Foxworthy
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Johnny and the pretty teacher
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the young waitress and the credit card
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the census taker and the nudist
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a police officer, a young recruit, and a group of criminals
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS!

I swear
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please tell me more
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what an ass
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watching the baby
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courage
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dishonesty
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you only live once
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bring me another!
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hate it
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an awkward moment
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Unlimited Orange Juice Prank
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Extreme rare footage: wild dogs attack leopard
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Mais Marradas 5 Estrelas
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100 Years in 10 Minutes
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FUN PAGES

Green Aliens Above Earth
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The Only Reason I Am
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Emo Bunny
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Honey I'm Pregnant
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Wow My Best Picture Ever
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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