Plants gone potty!: April 2013

[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its dailly dose of humor

You are remembered for the rules you break
Douglas MacArthur

GOOD MORNBING POSTMAN FANS!
Wow. suddenly. WARM WEATHER!
temps hit hit the high 70s yesterday,
and today the weatherman says it will get up
to 80 here in beautiful West Michigan!
I guess I have not been paying attention, and
summer has sorta snuck up on me. Memorial day
weekend coming up already. Last night I dusted
off the window airconditioner and with a little
grunting, managed to get the window open and deposit
the little booger in its place. Bring on the heat!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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the man who didn't say too much
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the law of oversell
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the missionary
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men are like
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white wedding dresses
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a confused blond
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Hidden camera - Funny
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Best Wedding Pranks
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Just For Laughs: Gags
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Vanishing Coffee Magic Trick
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

Ask yourself whether you are happy and you cease to be so.
John Stuart Mill

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The painting is done in my office and I am done
camping out in the living room! hurray! I am back
in the man cave and now face the daunting task of
reorganizing and moving crap back in. So far, I have
accomplished nothing more than setting up the tube
and my recliner. My laptop still languishes on the
dining room table. Unfortunately, at this point I am
totally lacking in any kindof energy. This copd thing
is kicking me in the tale. I think the paint fumes may
be dragging me down a bit. At any rate, mostly I spent
yesterday keeping the couch from falling off the floor. The
war department says it is something I am good at. I just
realized tho, I've been multi tasking yesterday. I have also
spent a great deal of time checking for cracks in my eyelids.
I have to make sure there is no sunlight coming thru. There
is nothing to report regarding the arrival of grandson.
Daughter says if he has not made his arrival by Thurs, she
is going to ask doc to induce labor. Hey I figger leave him
alone, the kid will get around to it when he is ready. (Altho
I must confess, that same argument has never been very succesful
any time I ever tried to apply it to the war department.)
There is one bit of sortof good news. remember a couple weeks
back I mentioned the war department was having some severe
swelling in her arms? well, after a huge amount of tests and
etc. , seems the docs think its an allergy condition, mostly
related to foods of all things. !!! go figger.
Right now, considering the dietary restrictions of the war department,
its easier to talk about what she actually can eat, than what
she cannot. That is ok, what she cannot have, I eat enough for
both of us:)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES ON THE WEB

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a man goes to the doctor
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the thughtful Scotsman
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the housekeeper and the pay raise
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the man with low self esteem
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the family planning clinic
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the case of the British patrol officers
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Follow me on Twitter @nqtv (Rémi Gaillard)
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Best of Spencer ("Farting in Public" kid)
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America's Funniest Home Videos 2012
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Woody woodpecker
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DANCING NANA
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor!

You have succeeded in life when all you really
want is only what you really need.
Vernon Howard

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Well, we finally got a little bit of warm weather yesterday.
It was shirt sleeve weather after a dismal couple of
weeks of rainy, wet, and cold. Unfortunately, warm weather brings
a new set of problems for us folks who live in the ghe..ok, have
to keep reminding myself to be politically correct...in a "urban
neighborhood." Like many older 'hoods, our houses are pretty close
together and there is less than 12 feet between our own and the
hooligans who live next door. (the same bunch responsible for the
onslaught of the spanish onions.) These people are transplants, ever
hear of the term "trailer park trash"? these folks apparently got
lost one night on the way home from the bar. Not being able to find
the trailer park, apparently they decided to roost next door. If you
have read the Corner for any length of time, you will know that I am
born country with just a tad bit of red sunburn on the back
of my neck. But compared to these people, I appear to be a well mannered,
gentrified individual. Altho there is a 6 foot privacy
fence betwen us, it does little to separate us from their stupidity.
Last night I looked out about 10pm and they had a 6foot high bon fire
going in the back corner of their yard, about 8 foot away from the brand
new yard shed I built this summer. Not wanting sparks to send an
investment of over a thousand dollars up in flames, I called the fire
department who promptly responded . Altho they put out the fire,
their beer party continued on their back steps. I believe in live and
let live, but I draw the line when its a risk to my family or home.
We did not need doors or windows open as it was still a bit chlly,
so I chose not to call about the noise. you know, I am glad for warm
weather, but at the same time, I am not looking forward to it this summer.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES ON THE WEB

jokes on the web
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an 85 year old widow goes on a blind date
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out of office
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the hillbilly and the anesthesiologist
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the native American who wanted a loan
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the pigmy club
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the judge and the drunk driving case
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some people
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every month
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fresh fish
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the cat
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property value
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Extremely Funny and Hilarious Video! The Best Humor!
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Energy Drink Funny Sexy Commercial
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Too Cute!
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Compilation of Funny Animal Videos
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FUN PAGES

Get Paid To Watch Time
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Beat Makers
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College Dorms
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
Things are just a little chaotic right now
here at the home of the postman. No grandson
yet. The house is in disarray still as the
war department continues on her painting project.
My thanks to all who wrote in about advice to getting
rid of those pesky Spanish onions. Some folks suggested
putting up an aluminum barrier to keep them from coming
in from the neighbors' yard. others suggested pouring some
salt on em as nothing will grow with salt. Still others
suggested a good chemical to use as well. Or perhaps
weeding them out and thinning them to have a reasonably
enjoyable crop. All good ideas. Its unfortunate
that one has to have a problem with your home because
of the negligent "I don't care attitude" of your neighbor.
Personally, I kindof thot of another idea that might be
beneficial. Maybe some night a couple of well placed fire boms
would cure the trouble. They might not get rid of the encroaching
spanish onions, but it possibly would rid the neighborhood of
another:) Well, nevermind. that probably is not a good idea either.
But one good idea I do have , lets get right into
the jokes! Enjoy

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES ON THE WEB

q and a
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The Irishman's new job
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a tiring day
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the family album
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9 dangerous words
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a man walking his dog
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Dan and the identical twins
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stupidity
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oh Clarence
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my husband
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one of those days
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colold beer
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world's most funny video ever
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Pianist(10 year old Japanese girl):Chopin walz No.6 Op.64 No.1
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iDoctor Could a smartphone be the future of medicine
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How the sun will die : and what happens to earth?
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS
There is no news yet on the arrival of our expected
new grand child. Friday was supposed to be the
big event but the day passed and Landon seems to
have a schedule that differs with that of the doc.
in the meantime?
Well, my office is in total disarray this
eve/morning as the war department has begun her
painting project in earnest. I am sitting here
in Tim Horton's, making use of the wifi, sipping
bitter strong coffee and eating a custard filled
donut. The coffee is somewhat less than preferable,
but I must say the wifi is pretty impressive with a
strong connect. Now the donut, well a donut always
is good, but nothing says donut like a Krispy Kreme.
Sorry, you Canadians will just have to wonder at the
goodies that come from south of the Mason Dixon line.
I was not able to find a good alternative spot for my
modem and router while she paints. So. I taped everything
up and wrapped dutifully in plastic, thinking that my own
wifi at home would survive. Well, five minutes after she
started, I was in the middle of watching an old western
movie on you tube when she unplugged something and it all
came crashing down. Well, it makes no difference to me where
I have to sit in order to connect for a couple days. Other
members of the fam may not be so happy but, oh well.
Turk the dog, aka Carlos the rat? well he says "don't worry
bout it, don't matter no how." He also says a donut is a donut
whether its a Krispy Kreme or a Tim Horton.
Dogs have a good thing going.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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a rolls
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the blond and the flying saucer
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the unappreciated newlywed
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the man with imagination
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what happened to Bill
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the young woman and the new job
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Mitzi and Btzi
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THE COMICS

a little frustration
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I should remember
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necessity
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last words
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my lucky day
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wedding vows
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snoring
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trouble
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did you see that
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I need a drink
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got a light
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phone number
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FUN PAGES

Playing With Snakes
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Fear And Imagination
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Haters Gonna Hate
http://tinyurl.com/c34yn22

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

It is terrible to speak well and be wrong.
-Sophocles

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Well, as it warms up and we actually see a little
spring around here, I am faced with a recurring yearly
issue. Years ago, the neighbors planted a patch of spanish
onions, just on the other side of our privacy fence. They
let the silly things go to seed, and unfortunately, mother
nature does not recognize property lines. I've tried dumping
round up, and about every other weed killer there is on the
stuff. (Late one night in the wee hours I even tried dumping
petrol on the stuff) Trying to get rid of the darn things. I
suppose there is not much I can do with it. Even if I could
get rid of them, they will just keep coming back unless the
folks across the fence decide to act on em also. Unfortunately,
that probably will not happen in the near future. They seem
disinclined to apply much elbow grease on their property. I'm
just happy if they pick up the beer can empties laying in the
yard from the night before. Oh well, thats life in the
ghe..er, sorry, I mean urban city life for ya, eh?

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES ON THE WEB

how is it? not too bad
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the things teachers are grateful for
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being late for church
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if a lawyer wins your lawsuit...
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the lawyer and the murder trial
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it was so cold
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when you are getting really old
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the good samaritan. what would u do?
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act your age
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b4 and after work
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tell her you love her
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constipation
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coffee owls
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superman
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absolutely certain
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after you die
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WINNER! Doritos Commercial Superbowl 2010
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BEST BEER Commercial
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Cat vs. Deer
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Sound Therapy - Beautiful Birds' Song
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department has the next
couple of days off. We look forward to the
arrival of our newest family addition, grandson Landon,
due to arrive on Friday. And also our second grand and
our first grand son:) But, in the event that
he decides to delay his arrival into the world,
the war department has decided to devote her time and
energies on the house. The kitchen remodling is about done,
lacking only a few $$$ to put in new flooring. Meanwhile, we
had torn up my office and washed all the walls down recently. And
she has decreed that we are going to paint it, if time allows.
Somehow I have a bad feeling about all of this as I will be
denied temporary access to the man cave for a short period of
time.:( Nothing good can happen when she comes up with such ideas.
I can just see what happens next. We will get about half way through
painting, and then the new grand son will arrive. Fortunately, I do have
my laptop, so the Corner will continue mostly uninterrupted, knock on wood.
oh well, I guess Turk and me will be camping out in the living room
for an undetermined period. sigh. how come wimmin think the house
always need to be bright and cheerful and neat and such?
oh well.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES ON THE WEB

the wife and 40 k
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the customer, the cashier, and 20 $$
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the pianist and the couple in love
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the blond and the police officer
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guy goes to the doctor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j115.html

a thief, the rabbi and the purse full of money
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wasting food
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coffee and red bull
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unicorn
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the fountain of youth
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Houston, we have a proble
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the surfer's prayer
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no lunch
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stereo typing
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angry birds
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hoes
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Canadian street gangs
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FUNNY VIDEOS ACCIDENTS
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Edward Reid - Britain's Got Talent 2011
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Glendower - Spectacular OO gauge model railway layout
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Swing - Best of The Big Bands
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
Rose Kennedy

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I thought I had heard it all about scams. But there is
always a new tale to tell. I woke up
the other morning with the phone ringing. Usually
I do not answer caller ids that say "out of area" or
such, but hey, I was half awake. Anyways, the foreign
fella said he was from Microsoft! of all things. Maybe
it was my grogginess but he explained that I had
downloaded a virus and we needed to get rid of it,
or I would be "unable to use my computer."I talked
to the fella for at least a minute or 2 before my mind
cleared up. Hmmm. in 15 years, Microsoft has NEVER called
me about a virus issue. Well, I had been on a couple of
unusual sites last night that I don't normally do. So I
sat down at the puter. And then the heavily accented fellow
told me he needed a credit card number in order to proceed
with the "cleansing" I then politely explained what I thot
of his idea and told him what my opinion was by then. The
request for the credit card number had finally woke me up
and I was starting to pay a little attention. Well, by that
time he was not getting what he wanted and I hung up on him.
Be careful. Scammers are everywhere.
TRUST ME...s' truth!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

JOKES ON THE WEB

the geometry teacher and triangles
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j105.html

the mailman and the hearing aid
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j106.html

Peter and the marriage anniversary
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j107.html

the man and the cheating wife
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j108.html

the husband, the wife, and the cb radio
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j109.html

a couple short ones
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j110.html

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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

decisions decisions
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a651.html

texting and driving
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a652.html

marriage
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a653.html

under the table
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a654.html

cold n snow
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a655.html

that's hot
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a656.html

the other reason
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a657.html

then and now
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a658.html

mean while
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a659.html

cargo pants
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a660.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Dana Carvey - Guitar Humor
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4068.html

Hilarious,Best of Just For Laughs - Epic,Big Compilation 9 Prank
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4069.html

The Twilight Zone: Season 1, Episode 1
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4070.html

Public Prank - Pot Dealers
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4071.html

Ray Stevens - Come to the USA
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4072.html

Woman farts in pool!!
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4073.html
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES ON THE WEB

parents day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j099.html

a lawyer changes places
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j100.html

Abbot and Costello
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j101.html

q anf a
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j102.html

have another cookie
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j103.html

having a bad day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j104.html
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

the police in action
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a641.html

pesronal hygien
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a642.html

censored internet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a643.html

stupid men crazy women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a644.html

stereo types
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a645.html

apple
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a646.html

anorexic
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a647.html

Bruce Willis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a648.html

new game
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a649.html

then and now
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/a650.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Bill Cosby on David Letterman
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4065.html

Vita est Lavorum
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4066.html

George Carlin on Global Warming
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4067.html

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
where the world goes for its daily dose of humor

We live in the era of smart phones and stupid people

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Son's hours at work were reduced dramatically last week,
because of the new regulations of the so called
Afforda Health Care act. Son's company eliminated all
full time positions. He lost about 15 hrs a week.
This is an effort by his company to avoid the
necessity of offering its full time workers health
insurance. They do not have to offer ins. to
people who work 30 hours a week or less. So guess what.
Everyone is part time now. The new normal for
America: a 30 hour work week.
(that is of course, if you can find a job)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES ON THE WEB

save the houses
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j093.html

the psychiatrist and the mental patient
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j094.html

the job applicant
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j095.html

the charges of a musician
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j096.html

what caused the fall
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j097.html

an escape from the mental asylum
http://thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j098.html
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS

treating my self
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a631.html

Donald Duck says
http://thepostmanscorner.net/a632.html