Plants gone potty!: May 2013

[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

Dreams can often become challenging, but
challenges are what we live for.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
my thanks to young daughter. While my wrist
is still rather sore for the carpell tunnel
issue, she has been doing a majority of these
links and work on the page. She is a real blessing...well,
most of the time. lol. Thanks to all of you
who wrote in with concerns and suggestions
regarding the problem. I will be glad when this
flair up settles down.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially

Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

Little Johnny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j349.html

the whole truth
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j350.html

2 funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j351.html

the blonde cheerleader
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j352.html

puns
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j353.html

more funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j354.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

visitors
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b103.html

what's for dinner Dad?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b104.html

America
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b105.html

Santa
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b106.html

dumb guys
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b107.html

umbrella
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b108.html

its funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b109.html

the statue
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b110.html

quit school
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b111.html

the morning after
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b112.html

hey look
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b113.html

don't ask
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b114.html

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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES

Teamwork funny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4225.html

Mirage - Funny Animation by Kris K
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4226.html

Jack Carroll with his own comedy style
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4227.html

Best Cartoons from '20s-present
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4228.html
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FUN PAGES

Enjoy Being Free
http://tinyurl.com/kgfb8ag

Send A Bloody Message
http://tinyurl.com/a6d97q4

Disease Makes Baby Look Old
http://tinyurl.com/ojhcm9p

I Said Stay Back
http://preview.tinyurl.com/m3kxgs7

Deep Throat
http://tinyurl.com/ln6n49a

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THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

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We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

no excuse Sunday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j342.html

2 funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j343.html

Sleeping Beauty
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j344.html

Young Cecil goes to the grocery store
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j345.html

a man driving on the country road
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j346.html

3 bank robbers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j347.html

Little Johnny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j348.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

I'm the cure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b090.html

my husband
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b091.html

when a girl is choking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b092.html

counseling
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counterfeit
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crayons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b095.html

maternity
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b096.html

le go
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b097.html

why aren't you answering
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b098.html

nannies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b099.html

easily offended
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b100.html

evening news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b101.html

what he is thinking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b102.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

extreme rides
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4221.html

a lighted casket
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4222.html

Original Bike Tricks from Tim Knoll
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4224.html

Ellen's Mirroring Montage
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4224.html
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FUN PAGES

The Stupid And Smart Coin
http://tinyurl.com/ouhclvp

Thank God For Caller ID
http://tinyurl.com/pshcqpr

Really?
http://tinyurl.com/okwrhgo

Beach Dog
http://tinyurl.com/py6oc6m

My Mind Is Nonphysical
http://tinyurl.com/nswwyxc

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
jokes follies and silliness for all!

I am not sincere, even when I say I am not.
Jules Renard

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I am just barely managing with this issue today:(
As if I do not have enuff health troubles, seems
that my wrist has flaired up with a severe case
of carpel tunnel, or however u spell that. Tendonitis,
whatever it is. Anyways, too much time on the
computer and its killing my wrist. Could that have
anything to do with the possibilty that between
this page and my computer games I spend about 16hs
a day on this thing? Well today is different. Its
the first I've been on the puter and I have been
wearing a wrist brace all day. Just downed a
couple of tylenol. so, Hopefully, it will
give me enuff strength in the wrist to make it thru
this issue.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

3 short funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j336.html

a redneck
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j337.html

3 more funnies
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j338.html

my son
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j339.html

buying a new house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j340.html

a Baptist dog
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j341.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

in the park
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b078.html

excersize
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b079.html

the great leaders of our day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b080.html

good morning
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b081.html

the wedding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b082.html

tax rebate
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gamers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b084.html

the stone age
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b085.html

windows
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b086.html

lost
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b087.html

alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b088.html

my socks
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b089.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Did You Know 3.0
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4217.html

TOW Missile vs. T-72 Tank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4218.html

Amazing Oklahoma Tornadoes 05/19/2013
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4219.html

Coke 2012 Commercial: "Catch" starring NE_Bear
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4220.html

buying a new house
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j340.html

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FUN PAGES

Teacher Sex Lawsuit
http://tinyurl.com/pdk5gzv

Busted
http://tinyurl.com/oowknlg

The View From The Top
http://tinyurl.com/pm57mfw

The Best Car Washes
http://tinyurl.com/ax46k4j

Bad Fake ID
http://tinyurl.com/nepx2hf

NY Woman Bites Policeman
http://tinyurl.com/p8z9fab

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
how fun is it? More fun than watching a Geiko commercial!

Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some
work you believe in with all your heart, live for it,
die for it, and you will find happiness that you had
thought could never be yours."
Dale Carnegie

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Some of you may recall me mentioning that my mother grew up in
the shadows of Churchhill downs. In fact, many of my ancestors
came from that part of the country: mostly around the western foothills of
the Appalachian mountains. And as with most regions, they have
their own unique set of slang terms and expressions. Did you ever
hear the expression, "What the Sam Hill are you doing?" Well if you
are not familiar with the eastern part of rural Kentucky, you may
not have, but it was often a statement of my mother, as we were growing
up. In point of fact, many of my ancestors, while not actually McCoys,
were friends of that family and sided with them during that famous
historical fued between the Hatfields of West Virginia, and the McCoys
of Kentucky. Get the connection? No? well...When the fued escalated to the point that the 2 states almost
called out their respective militias, cooler heads prevailed. And each
state sent an emissary to the region to find out what was going on.
The representative of Kentucky was Adjuntant general Sam Hill. And so
the saying is derived, "What the Sam Hill is going on?" there are three
observations that I wish to make as a result.
1. Ain't it amazing the stuff you can learn from The Postman's Corner,
and
2. When I ramble on with a particularly ridiculous and rather obtuse
monologue like this one, you can say, "what the Sam Hill" is he talking
about and
3. how bout we have some jokes? :)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

Mary Poppis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j329.html

in the ER room
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j330.html

3 funny shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j331.html

wife called hubby
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j332.html

caming tips
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j333.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

my sense of humor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b065.html

Dude
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b066.html

the best thing you can do
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b067.html

birthday
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b068.html

at the bar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b069.html

shuffle board
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b070.html

karma
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b071.html

not sure
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the tin man
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b073.html

mom
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b074.html

distinction
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b075.html

well done
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b076.html

happiness
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b077.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

BULLY
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4213.html

My Mom on Facebook (Stand Up Comedy)
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4214.html

Pepe le pew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4215.html

Beautiful Animals in Nature
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4216.html
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FUN PAGES

Police Plant Bust
http://tinyurl.com/q6z4rd2

As Everything Has Two Sides
http://tinyurl.com/o83fxwe

Failed Prank Results In Head Shot
http://tinyurl.com/om3pznd

Mind And Physical Body
http://tinyurl.com/pp96qjz

Deaf Dog Knows Sign Language
http://tinyurl.com/o8bvsn3

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day

FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
changing the world, one smile at a time

No matter what side of the argument you are on, you always
find people on your side that you wish were on the other.
Jascha Heifetz

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
How is your long weekend going? the weather here has
been superb.!! In the low 70s. Altho I must say
the night has been a bit nippy as it dips down to 55.
This is good as there is narry a skeeter to be found and
hardly no bugs. Seems they think its too cold. It also keeps
the trailer park transplants quieter as its too chilly
at night to hang outside and drink beer. Ispite of the good
weather, we do not do outdoor cooking much any more as she says
its too much work. In the meantime, she has spent most of the
weekend in traditional Memorial day fashion. she usually takes
a "Benjamin" or more down to the local green house to invest
in more flowers. Usually at this time of year it is petunias,
marigolds, and what the heck, I can't remember the rest.
Impatients maybe? I forgot:) The tulips are pretty well finished
now, so the new stuff continues the burst of color in the front
yard that she works so hard for. The back yard is ablaze with these
big orange ones I call Tiger lillies, altho that is probably not the
right name. and them little blue things? violets, maybe. Anyways
whatever they are called, they are beautiful. I hope that all of u are
having a great weekend or what is left of it. Had a great day yesterday.
Daughter's fam came over for lunch ...fried chicken and pulled pork bbq!!!
And then its kick back and play with the grand daughter and new
lil grand son. And u know what else? finish the afternoon with a good long nap:)
So it was a perfect day!
Today will be pretty uneventful. Other than a trip to Sonic's with son.
I like to start every summer out with a good ole bannana split. I
get one every year, and I'm quite happy that Sonic opened their doors
here in our fair city this year. :)
Have a good memorial day!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

THE JOKES

the woman and the milk
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j323.html

the horse races
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j324.html

the rich man in Las Vegas
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j325.html

Murphy's law on love and sex
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j326.html

men vs dogs
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j327.html

Pope Francis
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j328.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

drinking vodka
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b052.html

car show
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b053.html

the vacuum cleaner bag
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b054.html

one more chance
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b055.html

an equal
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b056.html

hair restore
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pharmacy
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dyslexics
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phew
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b060.html

100 women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b061.html

some days
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b062.html

gallbladder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b063.html

I wonder
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b064.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Memorial Day Tribute
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4209.html

The Drunken People Compilation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4210.html

Paley Whaley Beaches Himself
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4211.html

Pigeons - Cute animation cartoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4212.html
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FUN PAGES

Always Somebody Somewhere
http://tinyurl.com/owgswbh

Chicago Police Dog
http://tinyurl.com/o95oq44

Mother Of The Year
http://tinyurl.com/o5n4zrr

Truth Is In The Past
http://tinyurl.com/nzq667a

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
a day's worth of humor in every issue!

Kids are like farts. You don't mind your own,
but other peoples are unbearable.

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The other day, the war department got this silly
idea that our house needs a new door bell. About 15 years
ago, our original door bell gave up the ghost. It was
an old style one. The wire ran inside the door, up across
the entryway, and down across the dining room wall into the
nearest electrical outlet. Then it had this huge old door
bell buzzer contraption that plugged into the wall outlet for
power. When u pressed the button, it was not chimes, it
was the old buzzer sound and it was horrendous. I suspect
that anytime someone rang our "buzzer" the neighbors next
door probably thot it was a Russian mig flying over head to
drop a nuclear bomb. it was so loud. It made about half the
dogs on our block howl in pain with the sound. Well, one day
the thing quit working and I jumped with glee and threw the blasted
thing in the garbage. We simply never bothered to replace the
buzzer and that is kindof nice. When the Jehovah'Witnesses or
an irritating door to door salesman comes around, they will stand
there 5 minutes pushing the door bell and we will never know they
are there. Well, to make a long story short, she bought a door bell
that has a transformer that u have to wire in to the nearest junction
box or circuit breaker box. Unfortunately the nearest place you can
wire it in means u would have to run the wire all along the outside
of the house and down into the basement, as it would be a monstrous
impossibility to crawl underneath our nasty old crawl space with the
wire back to the basement. She finally gave up the idea when she
discovered how much money and work it was gonna cost. Fortunately,
she has not discovered there are wireless magnetic units u can buy
which are simple to install. I have no intention of telling her about
them, either. I would just as soon preserve my peace and tranquilty.
Besides, our old school friends who have known us for years know to
simply go to the back door if they come over. And the x and y generation?
They don't use a door bell anyways, They just stand on the front porch
and call or text to let u know they are there :)
Enjoying the weekend?
the postman wishes pleasure and fun to all!

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

funny shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j317.html

men vs women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j318.html

alcohol
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j319.html

the bikers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j320.html

3 short ones
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j321.html

the business man in Japan
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j322.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

get out of bed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b041.html

the beggar
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b042.html

animal antics
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b043.html

melon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b044.html

dn't be silly
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b045.html

getting old
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b046.html

relax
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b047.html

new software
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b048.html

a therapist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b049.html

a tree says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b050.html

the anaconda
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b051.html
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LET'S GO TO THE MOVIES

Coca Cola Super Bowl 2013 TV Spot: The Chase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4205.html

big size
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4206.html

this must be Turk?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4207.html

in the tree
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4208.html
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FUN PAGES

Peeing on Police Car
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37674&s=n

Aging Poorly
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=46861&s=n

Did You Say Something?
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=44954&s=n

Hate To Be Him
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=46439&s=n

Copy Cat Pie Perv Burnt
http://www.funpageexchange.com/out.php?u=3456&pid=37684&s=n

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
a days worth of humor in one issue!

The only reason some people get lost in thought
is because it's unfamiliar territory.
Paul Fix

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
U ever hear that expression, "life happens" ?
well, I know momma has always taught me that. Just
that sometimes you need a reminder. And it happened with
a vengeance last Thursday. Went over to the carpet place
with the war department. We collected a few samples as we
are ready for the final faze of our kitchen project. We just
need to get linoleum and remodeling is done. We had been saving
up our nickels and dimes in the "flooring" fund. cuz we did not
want to withdraw any of our current savings or use a credit card.
Anyways, came home with the linoleum samples to decide which one
we wanted when we discovered that the motor had blown on our old
15 year old freezer. Ugg. at 445 on Thursday afternoon,How to find a repair
man to come over the day b4 a holiday and even if we did, who wants
to dump a ton of money in to a unit that old? So anyways, to make a
long story short, what the heck. When I called Menards, they said they
could deliver a nice one with Friday delivery! I admit, the shopping
aspect was a little limited, but when u are under pressure, you do not
have a lot of options. After all if the problem went unresolved Friday,
we stood to lose more than 200 bux worth of food. So, to make a long
story short, we now have a new Whirlpool freezer, and most of our savings
for the new kitchen floor is gone. sigh.
so, my momma was prophetic when she said "Life happens."
however, my daddy had a couple to add to her statements.
He also said, "There is no getting ahead in this world for a working man"
and perhaps my favorite of all? He said,
"SH*T HAPPENS!!"
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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THE JOKES

brother died
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j310.html

the still
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j311.html

3 shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j312.html

more shorts
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j313.html

funny looking cow
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j314.html

riddles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j315.html

top ten things...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j316.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

in 70 years
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b027.html

hello honey
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b028.html

drunk again
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b029.html

http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b030.html

my wallet
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b031.html

playing games
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b032.html

when I find it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b033.html

seen on facebook
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b034.html

you mad
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b035.html

you look different
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b036.html

the goat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b037.html

sharks!
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b038.html

health
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b039.html

special medication
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b040.html

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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

PEOPLE ARE AWESOME
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4201.html

MOTIVATION Be Great, Powerful Beyond Measure
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4202.html

Funny Video
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4203.html

Banned Commercial **WARNING: Not for the sensitive
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4204.html
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FUN PAGES

Love You
http://tinyurl.com/acj563g

Snowmobile Crashes Into A Tree
http://tinyurl.com/bbkay9l

Imported Sex Slave
http://tinyurl.com/ozbsxb4

It Is Not An Illusion
http://tinyurl.com/oj4g5sx

Homeless Man Saves Newborn
http://tinyurl.com/q7sxx6t

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

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[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
a day's worth of humor in every issue!

Love has nothing to do with what you are expecting to get,
it's what you are expected to give -- which is everything.

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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!

Happiness lies in being privileged to work hard for
long hours in doing whatever you think is worth doing.
One man may find happiness in supporting a wife and children.
Another may find it in robbing banks. Still another may labor
mightily for years in pursuing pure research with no discernible
result. Note the individual and subjective nature of each case. No
two are alike and there is no reason to expect them to be. Each
man or woman must find for himself or herself that occupation in
which hard work and long hours make him or her happy. Contrariwise,
if you are looking for shorter hours and longer vacations and early
retirement, you are in the wrong job. Perhaps you need to take up bank
robbing. Or geeking in a sideshow. Or even politics.
-Robert A. Heinlein

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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