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THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
the best of the best in humor!

Since we cannot know all that there is to be known about anything,
we ought to know a little about everything.
Blaise Pascal

 

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
If you have read this page for any length of time,
you may be aware of my struggles with food.
As a diabetic, I know what I'm supposed to do.
But, alas, the saying goes, the spirit is willing
but the flesh is weak. The other day, however, I
announced to the war department my intention of
pursuing a new diet. To which she raised a
quizical eye...
"yeah, its called a 'light diet."
"uh huh..."
"I eat only when it is light out."
However, she showed no smile of appreciation.
One late night, I was standing at the refigerator
door looking for leftovers, when the war department
stumbled downstairs.
"I thought you were only going to eat when there was
light?"
"Well, the refrigerator light is on, isn't it?"
Sometimes wimmin have no sense of humor:(
Go figger
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

a man goes to the doctor
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j503.html

the man and the cat
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j504.html

a man who forgets
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j505.html

Bill Gates
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j506.html

2 elderly gentlemen
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j507.html

the crayons
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j508.html
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

sometimes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b396.html

parenting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b397.html

farting
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b398.html

a new study
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b399.html

cat people
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b400.html

5 miles
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b401.html

you drinking
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b402.html

the dog says
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b403.html

down on the bayou
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b404.html

chinese food
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b405.html

Lucy said
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b406.html

Bugs Bunny
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b407.html

ain't racist
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b408.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Amazing Talent - New York City Spray Paint Art
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4323.html

monkey drive a small motorcycle
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4324.html

Comedian Alan Park Turns Into Barack Obama
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4325.html

Clean Up After Your Camel
http://thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4326.html

USMC Silent Drill Platoon
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4327.html

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FUN PAGES

The Perfect Reflection of Me
http://tinyurl.com/mcxz2qg

Rat Tail
http://tinyurl.com/qycpz59

Just Kidding
http://tinyurl.com/l5fzslk

Cop Arrested For Sexual Assault
http://tinyurl.com/nxxw27x

Girl With An Afro And Heels
http://tinyurl.com/mdxfw2c

THAT'S ALL FOLKS
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

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