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GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
The war department has been on another one
of them "war path" thingies that wommin are
known for, You all know them, fellers? They
latch on to something and just will not let it
go? (That's what makes her "The war department")
Well lately she has been on the "soap box"
with a war path message about my "diet" or apparent
lack of success on said subject. Diets are a
disgusting subject to me. I like to eat. And the
biggest trouble with food, unlike other addictions,
like ciggies or booze etc, the body needs at least
a certain amount of food to survive, So, the need
vs the "want" or the excess is difficult to define.
Anyways she came home with a device that she claims
that even a slacker like me will find it works.
She calls it a diet spoon.

(Wommin can be such jerks sometimes)

We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES

TSA slogans
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Billy on the first day of school
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the new bike
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the elderly couple and the porn movie
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kiss it
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your IT department
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THE FUNNY PAPERS

hand dryer
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wiretap
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I hate it
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wash your feet!
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I'm sorry
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a bad choice
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Monica
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Jeff Dunham Spark Of Insanity - Walter
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U.S. Army Soldiers Call For a A-10 Gun-Run In Afghanistan
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Tongue Caught In Zipper - Just Kidding Prank
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Larry The Cable Guy Songs
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FUN PAGES

U.S. Troops Arrested For Rape
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I Just Do Now
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French Girls
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Human Blood Art Trend
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Where I Am Now
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That's all folks!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

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