THE POSTMAN'S CORNER!
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He didn't tell me how to live; he lived,
and let me watch him do it.
~Clarence Budington Kelland
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Happy Fathers day to all of you fathers!
We all have our fav memories of pop. I think back on
my own childhood, and I remember. My pop seemed like
John Wayne on tv. Indeed, he was a big man and a hero
in my eyes. But not just in size. Pop could walk in to
the bank and talk to the banker and borrow money to buy
cattle with nothing more than the shake of a hand. He
taught me how important it was to give you your word,
and to keep it, every time. He stood
tall and he left me some big shoes to fill as I grew up
and then I had my own son to raise. I just hope my own
son learned the same from me. If you are a dad today,
give your kids an extra hug. And if you know a kid who has
no pop, give him a little hug and do the right thing.
Dad's lets be the man we need to be and teach our children
what they need to be. That's what dads do.
I hope you dads all have a great day today!
We do hope you enjoy today's issue!
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
A father is a fortress
Protecting you from the wars of the land
He'll save you time and time again
A father is a teacher
For you to learn from and to model
He'll give you the strength to navigate life
A father is an advisor
Always available when you are in need
He'll point you down the firm, solid road
A father is a friend
To play with, relish and rejoice in
He'll bring smiles on your darkest of days
JOKES
Dad will never say...
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j453.html
the toy raffle
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Mohammed
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j455.html
a congregation of the future
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j456.html
young Michael has a fight with his parents
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j457.html
2 women
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j458.html
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SEE YOU IN THE FUNNY PAPERS
sleep in
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ultra thin
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the same thing
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#1 dad
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fathers day card
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don't tell me
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trust me
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the test
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redneck bikini wax
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jerks
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if you really care
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low on fuel
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cat's revenge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b313.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
Father's Day Song: My Dad: A Funny Song for Fathers
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4289.html
Young love: horny couple has sex in a field
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4290.html
Talk Show Subway Car
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4291.html
Robbers in elevator prank
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4292.html
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FUN PAGES
Japanese Diaper Fetish
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Plunging Them Into Darkness
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Vagina Tree
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Devil's Ride
http://tinyurl.com/bo27ltp
Student Apologizes And Shoots Self
http://tinyurl.com/lzgvq88
THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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