[PostmansCorner] The Postman's Corner

 

THE POSTMAN'S CORNER

 

The only thing that overcomes hard luck is hard work.
Harry Golden

GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
Does anyone know why baby diapers are called Luvs and Huggies,
while old people diapers are called Depends?
Well, it's because if a baby craps in their pants,
you are still gonna Luv'em and Hug'em.
If an old person craps in their pants,
will they still be Luv'ed or Hugged?
Well, that Depends on if your ass is in the Will or not.

We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman

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JOKES

how come your late?
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j441.html

lobster
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j442.html

busted for speeding
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j443.html

great news
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j444.html

a man dies and goes to heaven
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j445.html

the mailbox
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/ce/j446.html
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FUNNY PAPERS

elephant
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b278.html

accident
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b279.html

hi daddy
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b280.html

laundry day
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b281.html

modern meditation
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b282.html

gunsale
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b283.html

thats the way to do it
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b284.html

survival
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b285.html

the urge
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b286.html

thin mints
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b287.html

too often
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/b288.html
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES

Funny Target Commercial
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4282.html

Russel Peters - arabs jokes
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4283.html

Incredible Police Chase
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4284.html

World's Most Dangerous Road - El Camino de la Muerte
http://www.thepostmanscorner.net/da/a4285.html

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FUN PAGES

Mother Jailed For Truant Kids
http://tinyurl.com/mc6wfbu

Prolonged Exposure To My Words
http://tinyurl.com/k28l9fl

Three Boobs
http://tinyurl.com/kgvkgwp

Doodle Devil
http://tinyurl.com/chjzxnu

Ugliest Face In The World
http://tinyurl.com/k4az2km

THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day!
FROM:
Martin aka the postman

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

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