THE POSTMAN'S CORNER
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I would never die for my beliefs because I might be wrong.
Bertrand Russell
GOOD MORNING POSTMAN FANS!
I remember back when I was young and energetic. I would
hear "old geezers" who rambled on and on about "back in my
day." And I remember thinking, "Man I'm glad I don't have
that problem and I am glad I'll never be an old geezer.
But then, yesterday, I was talking to my daughter about some things we
had "back in the day" I told her about playing with cap guns.
I even talked about my pappy and momma who worked so hard
to save all them S and H green stamps, which were the only
rewards programs we had back then. She had an even more
difficult time understanding the concept of a phone booth.
These days, we have on star for the car, cell phones and
everything else, even pagers are obsolete. And it was easier
to pull one over on pappy and momma back then. You could
say, "I'm going over to Joe's house tonight" and Joe could
tell his parents "I'm going over to Martin's house tonight."
And then we could go do whatever and get in trouble cuz we
didn't have cell phones so they could keep track of us. I smile
with fondness at the memory of gas stations that offered
free road maps, cuz nobody had mapquest, and the attendant
pumped your gas so u didn't have to be smelly. And he would
even change your tire for u instead of selling u a bag of chips.
And it was so easy to smoke when u were not legal, cuz they
had these things called cigarette vending machines. And I was about
to ramble on and tell her more about them good ole days, when
I stopped and noticed the expression on her face. And then I
realized she was thinking "man. my dad is an old geezer."
By the way, remember Lincoln logs? that was a great toy we had
back then and all of us played with them. I have been saving
the set I had when I was a kid all these years. I gave them to
my new born grandson Landon, a couple days ago.
Maybe it will help to teach him an appreciation for old
geezers as he grows up.
We do hope you enjoy today's issue
Cordially
Martin aka the postman
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JOKES
2 friends
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an old cowboy
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my house is a mess
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a gorgeuos blond
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parameters
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the clergyman
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THE FUNNY PAPERS
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no matter
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the spider
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getting kinky
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guees what
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at the clinic
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water
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W.C.Fields
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president Clinton
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warning
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LETS GO TO THE MOVIES
The Walmart Song
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2 Badass Cats Protecting Their Home Against a Fox
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Vasectomy Song
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Strawberry Wine W/ lyrics
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FUN PAGES
Bizarre Discovery
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Japanese Diaper Fetish
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Anal City
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TV Character Personality Matcher
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THAT'S ALL FOLKS!
Have a nice day
FROM:
Martin aka the postman
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