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http://www.thepostmanscorner. net/da/movies785 .html The Seven Dwarfs of Menopause arrived at her door without warning: Itchy, Bitchy, Sweaty, Sleepy, Bloated, Forgetful and All-Dried-Up. One by one they crept into her own private cottage in the woods and started to take over her life.The first to arrive was Itchy. She developed this itch on her right calf that was
so irritating, she wanted to scratch the skin right off my body.Then Bitchy came to her door. No longer was her PMS contained to one or two days a month--it felt like constant PMS.
Then she would swing from Bitchy to Weepy for God's sake, what was wrong with her?
Ding-dong......It's the middle of the night and Sweaty has crawled into bed with her. Oh, yes, Sweaty brought embarrassing hot flashes and introduced her to night sweats where it seemed as if a faucet had been attached between her breasts.Of course Sweaty brought about Sleepy, because she was tired all the time. She would wake up so many times in the night and not be able to get back to sleep.Bloated crept in slowly, her once-svelte figure got thick through the middle section, even though she was following her weight-loss program that had worked so well for so many years!She can't quite remember when Forgetful arrived, but one day her brain stopped working. She considered herself a pretty focused woman until Forgetful came, and she could not
keep a coherent thought in my brain. Am I getting Alzheimer's? she wondered.Last, All-Dried-Up slowly encroached upon her happy marriage. This was probably the most unpleasant of the dwarf family. Sex was no longer on the top of her list...or on my list at all. Her husband would give her that knowing look, and she would think, "Frankly, I'd rather have a smoothie."______________ Sandra and Cindy were talking about Sandra"s Friday night at the local pub. Sandra was saying, "...and then the creep said, 'Why don't we play carpenter? We'll both get hammered; then I'll nail you'!" Cindy replied, "Oh, gross! What did you say?" Sandra answered smugly, "I said, 'No, thanks! You didn't bring enough wood'."_____________ A father is asked by his friend, "Has your son decided what he wants to be when he grows up?""Yes, he wants to be a garbage collector," replied the boy's father. His friend thought for a moment and responded, "That's a rather strange ambition to have for a career."
"Well," said the boy's father, "he thinks that garbage collectors only work on Tuesdays!"
__________________ Bubba decided to visit Colorado to do something he could never do back home....snow skiing.Unfortunately for Bubba, before he was even able to make it up the hill, he was knocked unconscious by the chairlift.
As soon as he could, he called his insurance company from the hospital only to be told that they were refusing to cover his injury.
"What do you mean?!?" Bubba screamed. "Why wouldn't you cover an injury like this?"
"You got hit in the head with a chairlift," the insurance rep. explained. "That makes you a moron.......and we consider that to be a pre-existing condition." ____________________ A lady is on holiday in Turkey when she stumbles upon an exotic rug shop. Upon entering she find it has some of the finest rugs she has ever seen, particularly a large center piece which hangs on the main wall. The lady loves it and promptly goes over to inspect further. After admiring it's workmanship she decides to test the quality and bends down to feel the corner, as she does this she accidentaly lets slip a very loud fart!
Embarassed by her mishap she quickly looks round to make sure there is no-one about. Just at that moment a Turkish salesman appears from behind one of the stands."Can I help you ma'am?" he asks the rather startled woman.
"Oh yes sir you can," she replies, hoping there is no odor, "I just love this rug," she exclaims, "it's the best I have ever seen, can you tell me how much it is?"The salesman pauses, and rubs his chin... "Well madam,this is the finest rug in the land, hand crafted by the country's top rug weavers, and let me tell you this, if
you farted by merely touching it, you're going to shit yourself when you hear the price.
_____________ Phillip and Phoebe are parked in Lover's Lane... He embraces her with one arm, and begins to explore between her legs with the other hand.Looking over her shoulder, Phillip spies a policeman approaching...
"Awwwww, hell!" he murmurs, "Fuzz!"
"What did ya expect?" says Phoebe, "A perm?"That's all folks!Have a nice day!FROM:Martin aka the postman
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