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The Top 12 Signs Your Partner is Addicted to Internet PornDuring foreplay, he's always double-clicking your G-spot.His new computer includes a DVD-ROM drive, a 56k modem, and a tissue dispenser.When she wants you to take off your pants, she says, "Scroll down."C:\Downloads\Porn\2002\ July\03\10PM- 11PM\ Tells everyone he's a pioneer in "palm computing."He's suing Playboy.com for repetitive stress injuries.Her favorite actor? Tommy Lee.When he sees a hot babe, he wryly says, "Boy, I'd like to click on her."You look deep into his eyes and see a faint image of Asia Carrera burned into his corneas.As you undress, he takes out his credit card and tells you his birthday.During sex, he shouts, "Refresh! Refresh!"His version of foreplay: You lie naked on the bed with a sheet covering you. He pulls it down slowly for ten minutes.During sex, she shouts, "More bandwidth!"
_________________ A young couple are having sex in a muddy corn field one evening.The fellow asks, "Honey, could you check to see if it's in you or if it's in the
mud???"She reaches down and checks. "It's in the mud.""Well,... could you put it back in???"
She puts it back in and they continue having sex for a while before he asks again,"Honey, could you check to see if it's in you or if it's in the
mud???"She checks again and says, "It's still in me, big fella!!!" "Ummm,... could you put it back in the mud."
____________One man said, "My wife took everything and left me." The other man said, "Stop whining. My wife took everything and hasn't left me."
_______________ The 11th Husband....A young man married a beautiful woman who had previously divorced 10 husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband to "Please be gentle; I'm still a virgin".
"What?" said the puzzled groom. "How can that be if you've been married ten times.?"
"Well, husband # 1 was a Sales Representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be."Husband # 2 was in Software Services; he was never really sure how it was suppose to function; but he said he'd look into it and get back with me."Husband # 3 was from Field Services; he said that everything checked out diagnostically but he just couldn't get the system up."Husband # 4 was in Telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn't know when he would be able to deliver."Husband # 5 was an Engineer, he understood the basic process but he wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state of the-art method."Husband #6 was from Administration; he thought he knew how but he wasn't sure whether it was his job or not."Husband # 7 was in Marketing; although he had a product, he was never sure how to position it."Husband # 8 was a Psychiatrist; all he did was talk about it."Husband # 9 was a Gynecologist; all he did was look at it."Husband # 10 was a Stamp Collector; all he ever did was........ God I miss him." But now that I've married you, I'm so excited"."Wonderful", said the husband, "but why?"Your with the "GOVERNMENT"..
This time I KNOW I'M gonna get SCREWED."
________________ Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing
a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this ...I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
_________________ Late one night in the capitol city a mugger wearing
a ski mask jumped into the path of a well-dressed man and stuck a gun in his ribs. "Give me your money!" he demanded. Indignant, the affluent man replied, "You can't do this ...I'm a US Congressman!" "In that case," replied the robber, "give me MY money!"
_______________ It looked like the car was stranded on a lonely road, so the farmer pulled up alongside and asked, "What's the matter? Out of gas?" "No," came the answer from the guy inside. "Engine trouble?" "No." "Tire down?" "No, didn't have to."
_____________ Paddy O'Shea got friendly with some of the local Boston Irish, and they took him to an upscale "Irish" pub. "Amazin', just amazin', that's what America is," he said,looking with delight into his glass. "Never have I been seein' an ice cube
with a hole in it!""Oi sure have," said his host, Michael Sullivan. "Bin married to one
fer 15 year."
_____________ "I think I have a problem, Doc." says the patient, "One of my balls has turned blue."
The doctor examines the man briefly and concludes the patient will die if he doesn't
have his testicle removed. "Are you crazy?" bursts the patient, "How could I let you
do such a thing to me!"
"You want to die?" asks the doctor rhetorically, and the patient has to agree to have his testicle removed. Two weeks after the operation, he comes back. "Doc, I don't know how to say this, but the other ball has turned blue, too." Again, the doctor tells him if he wants to live, his other testicle must be cut off, too, and, again, the man is very reluctant to the idea. "Hey, you want to die?" asks the doc, and the patient has to agree with the operation. But, about two weeks after he is testicleless, he returns to the doctor. "I think something is very wrong with me. My penis is now completely blue." After briefly examining the patient, the doc gives him the bad news: if he wants to live, his penis has to go. Of course, he does not want to hear about it. "You want to die?" asks the doctor. "But... how do I pee?" "We'll install an plastic pipe, and there will be no problem." So, he has his penis removed, and, a while after the operation, the unfortunate man enters, again, the doctor's office. He is very angry. "Doctor, the plastic pipe turned blue!" "What?" "Can you tell me what the hell is happening!?" So,the doctor examines the patient more carefully and says, "Hmmm, I don't know, could it be the jeans?"
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