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You know, quite often, men are accused of being brainless. While it is true that many things we guys do often don't make sense, that is not exactly the reason for it. See, this
goes back to the way a guy is constructed compared to a girl. They go to the bathroom...plop plop...theres nothing in the way. the job is done. Clean and easy, right? And what happens when a guy sits down for a plop plop? Yeah, see, ya gotta pull it outta
da way, do the business and what not. Anyways, if you ain't careful it gets splashed on in the process, right? So you know what I think
the problem is with guys? I think its just gotten wet down there too many times. They must all be "brain washed." hehe.
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